4/18/2007

Britney Spears Fires Manager

Britney Spears

Apparently, Britney Spears thinks all her problems started when she hired Larry Rudolph as her manager. After all, it was Rudolph who introduced Britney to Paris Hilton, and it was all downhill from there. So she decided to fire his ass and re-hire PR expert Leslie Sloane-Zelnik to make the firing look good in the media and help her mount a comeback.

The problem is, there’s a possibility she could be facing legal action as the deal she signed with Rudolph is good for a few more years.

This may sound weird, but I agree with Britney. Rudolph has definitely wronged her by letting Paris into her life. Anything and anyone that comes to within one foot of that skank is bound to get messed-up and walk around town without underwear, engage in orgies, chug liquor like it’s water night after night, and shave their heads in public. Yeah, it’s all Rudolph’s fault.

Isn’t it just convenient to blame someone else for your miseries?

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