Madonna Photo Fetches $37,500

The AP is reporting that a full-frontal nude photo of Modonna at age 20 received $37,500 at an auction in New York on Thursday. The picture was only expected to fetch $15,000.

The buyer is an unnamed European gentleman according to Christie’s auction house.

Madonnna was known as Madonna Louise Ciccone at the time the photo was taken in 1979 and may have earned only $25 for the session that was listed in a newspaper looking for a nude model.

Guy Ritchie Broke Free From Madonna’s Pelvic Grip

Divorce can be incredibly brutal. If you don’t play your cards right, then you might lose a big pot of gold.

Yet, that wasn’t the case for Guy Ritchie. To him, the big pot of gold was a metaphor for just being free from Madonna. He didn’t care about the money, he didn’t care about a lot of the things that were offered to him.

He just needed to seperate from the bitch. Neither him nor Madonna were present at court, which is awesome for them. I’m def. happy that they both can now live at peace from the press. And Madonna can have all the A-rod she wants.

Cheating, manipulating whore.

Madonna’s daughter needs a shave

Here’s Madonna’s 11-year-old daughter, Lourdes, at the premiere of “Fred Claus”.

You’d think her parents could shell out some cash to wax her unibrow and mustache. Gross!

(I’m sure some of you think I’m cruel for picking on an 11-year-old…but I think you should focus your anger on her parents for ignoring the excess follicles.)

Madonna buys strap-on dildo

Here Madonna is pictured carrying a “Purple Penetrator”. That’s her husband Guy Ritchie behind her.

I guess she wants to ram home the idea that she’s the boss in the relationship.