Lindsay caught having sex & doing drugs in rehab

Lindsay Lohan, who is currently doing rehabilitation as part of her sentencing at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility was caught taking drugs and also having sex in a male bathroom with a male patient.

According to reports:

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on Aug. 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.”

Additionally. . .

“Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard,” a source says. “When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy – who’s also at Cirque for drug rehab.”
Just when you think it can’t get any worse for Lindsay…she surprises us all! Crazy coked-up whore!

Paris, Britney & Lindsay to be on Celebrity Apprentice?

Donald Trump has a lineup in mind for Celebrity Apprentice: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan.
The Donald and producers of the Apprentice, are in negotiations with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Both have expressed an interest in the show.

He told New York Post’s Page Six column:

“We’re not sure what will happen. She [Britney] is a (bleep)ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”

About Lohan: “Another (bleep)ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them.”

I don’t know about it being a positive experience for any of them, but it would be a spectacular trainwreck.