Paris and K-Fed’s New Year’s Hook-Up

Paris Hilton and K-Fed have been repeatedly spotted partying together in Las Vegas over the holiday weekend.

They first bumped into each other at Club LAX on Saturday. A source close to Federline says K-Fed partied in Paris’ hotel room later in the evening.

On Sunday, they were cozying up again at Pure Nightclub.

According to club patrons, K-Fed whispered intimately into her ear and were giggling together through the night. “It looked as though they were getting quite friendly,” one onlooker said.

Paris throws Nicole a baby shower

Paris Hilton is co-hosting Nicole Richie’s baby shower. But she’s having some issues with the planning.

“I honestly don’t know what you play at a shower. Maybe I’ll find a book or something to get some ideas.”

Wow…she’s gonna read a book! And get some ideas! I won’t hold my breath.

Paris also has some trouble deciding what gift to get Richie:

“I don’t know what to get her. Because most of us don’t know yet what she’s having. She doesn’t know if she’s having a boy or a girl.

“I thought for sure she’d want to know, but she decided to wait.”

Paris in Wonderland

Here’s Paris Hilton and Larry Birkhead partying at the Playboy Mansion.

Paris is dressed as Alice in Wonderland; Birkhead is Darth Vader. Awwwww! What a cute couple.

Paris, Britney & Lindsay to be on Celebrity Apprentice?

Donald Trump has a lineup in mind for Celebrity Apprentice: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan.
The Donald and producers of the Apprentice, are in negotiations with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Both have expressed an interest in the show.

He told New York Post’s Page Six column:

“We’re not sure what will happen. She [Britney] is a (bleep)ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”

About Lohan: “Another (bleep)ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them.”

I don’t know about it being a positive experience for any of them, but it would be a spectacular trainwreck.

The Pink Heiress

Paris was spotted heading to the Crunch again yesterday but this time without her new constant companion her trainer - no doubt Parasite had him on the phone though. I kind of feel a little sad for the Hilton heiress lately the only company she has is her trainer, Josh Henderson and her bodyguards but that’s what you get when you live life like Paris - (i.e. be a malicious ho)

Paris Airs Her Dirty Laundry

I had no idea that there was a market for this sort of thing but then there’s all kind of sickos in this world:

eBay is auctioning off the hamper the celebutard used at her West Hollywood home. It’s “in excellent condition . . . No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator,” the posting reads. There’s no bidders so far.

Hilton’s normally unflappable rep, Elliot Mintz, told us, “I just cannot think of a single thing to say.”

Elliot is probably too buy trying to deal with Parasite’s impending May 4 court date for allegedly violating her reckless-driving probation. Hopefully she’ll get locked up, I hear there’s plenty of opportunities to do laundry in prison.

Victoria’s Surprise Paris Birthday Treat

After a rumoured 110,000 sterling shopping spree around Paris yesterday, Becks treated Victoria to a birthday dinner at Guy Savoy where the couple dined from the ‘prestige menu’. The trip was organised by David as a surprise for Vic’s b-day celebrations:

We hear that the Real Madrid ace meticulously planned the overnight trip - first filling his wife’s bag with new outfits, then organising private fittings with her favourite dress and shoe designers in the French capital. Are you taking notes, fellas?

Our spy reveals: “Victoria thought that she’d have a really low-key birthday, just going for a Chinese meal with David and their boys.

“But when she woke up, David asked her to get in the car - he’d already packed a bag full of clothes he’d bought for her.

“She was overwhelmed to see he’d even managed to get a pair of skinny white jeans from her new collection - she hadn’t even had a production sample in yet so she had no idea how he’d have managed it.”

David then whisked his missus off to Paris in a private jet, which would have set him back a princely £25,000.

But if that was David’s present to himself, he had more treats in store for Victoria… “David had spent weeks organising private sessions at the showroom of Christian Louboutin, where Victoria snapped up a pair of £1,500 made-to-measure heels.

“Then he took her to the studio of one of her all-time favourite designers Azzedine Alaia to select a custom-made £7,000 dress and she was almost overcome.”

The couple then retired to a £6,000-anight suite once favoured by Posh idol Audrey Hepburn at the Paris Ritz. There, LA Galaxy-bound David had filled the room with champagne and flowers.

David and Victoria got back to their Ritz suite at 1am but were up and ready for their 4am flight back to Madrid from Bourget airport

As a girl I know Becksy is scoring serious brownie points with Victoria for this present - Louboutin heels, Alaia couture, a suite at the Ritz in Paris - I’ve gained a whole new level of respect for the soon be Galaxy player.