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Miley Cyrus Does Free Bird

Miley was seen showing off a new (old) look. While it may look like Miley is just going through an identity crisis typical of her age, she may just preparing for her future trailer park existence sitting in a lawn chair in front of her double-wide.

Miley Cyrus Prefers Christians

I’m not saying she’s discriminating, the bitch Miley Cyrus just prefers Christians.

You can see what I am talking about by clicking HERE. She recently had an interview with Ellen DeGeneres and then started being extremely improper and unprofessional. When Ellen asked her about Justin, she just started acting like a 3-year-old. Unfortunately nobody sent her to time-out.

That girl has GOT to be on something other than the pill. But seriously, watch the clip. Oh, and that picture just goes to prove how dirty her tongue is. Who knows where it has been.

Miley Cyrus: Sex Sneeze Demonstration

This is Miley Cyrus’ demonstration of what would happen if she sneezed while giving head.

It’s pretty disgusting actually, since she’s got chipmunk teeth. Who wants chipmunk teeth sinking into their package-honestly?

If this bitch get’s more Claire’s jewlery I swear she’ll look like my great Aunt Lenore who still thinks it’s hip being a hippie.

Please Miley, stop this nonsense. Stop with the stupid lollipops, ice cream cones and awful fashion faux pas.

Just….go…..away for a long time.

Miley Cyrus in Sex and the City?

Miley Cyrus, wearing a blonde wig while filming her new Hannah Montana movie, says she wants to be a part of a show like Sex & the City. Keep in mind this chick is 15.

“I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City,” Miley Cyrus, 15, tells TV Guide.

(She previously told Vanity Fair that the HBO series is her favorite show. She later issued a statement clarifying that she only watches the edited, TBS version).

Still, she says she won’t be having sex anytime soon.

“I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand,” Cyrus goes on.

Like her pals the Jonas Brothers, Cyrus wears a purity ring.

“Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall,” she says, “and I think if [abstaining] is a commitment girls make, that’s great.”

What the hell is going on? These 15 year old girls are getting into sex way too early. When I was 15, I could barely put on my underwear without almost busting a load on myself. How can 15 year old kids be expected to please these women? It’s not possible! Wait until you’re about 16 or 17, when you can actually hold out longer than 2 minutes to have sex. Or wait until you’re 24 to lose your virginity like I did. I held out for a whole 3 minutes!!

BONUS: Fellow 15 year old Selena Gomez filming some Disney show too.