1/27/2008

Erin Burnett: “Apple Is The Shit Stock Of 2008″

ERIN Burnett has a potty mouth. The CNBC hottie reported Wednesday that Apple shares were down, and noted, “It was the It Stock of ‘07, and it is apparently the s - - t stock of 2008.” CNBC flack Brian Steel later insisted to Page Six: “It was a scripted play on words - not an expletive.” It’s the second embarrassment for Burnett in three months. Back in November, she was forced to apologize after calling President Bush a “monkey.”

Gemma Atkinson loves promotions

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No one loves opening events more than Gemma Atkinson Everytime I look she’s in a low cut top or tight dress hocking a new product sh knows nothing about. Just look at that picture. Can you even guess what she’s promoting here? Origami flowers? Red Globes? Who cares. The more Gemma the better.

Odette Yustman is kind of pretty

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I have no clue who Odette Yustman is and I really am too lazy to head over to Wikipedia to find out what some random people wrote about her. I saw pictures of her at the Cloverfield premiere looking pretty damn attractive and thought: “Hey, people might want to see this”. Wow, I’m so thoughtful.

Jessica Simpson didn’t get dumped

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Jessica Simpson is furious that OK Magazine announced that she was dumped by Tony Romo.

Jess is pissed over an article titled “Jessica Dumped!” that appeared in the February 4 issue of the mag. The article claims Tony dumped Jessica after his team was eliminated from the NFL playoffs. Simpson’s attorneys say the article is “utterly false” and “is based on nothing more than rumor, gossip and innuendo.”

This chick MUST be crazy or bad in bed because there is no way a woman that looks like that can continuously get dumped. I mean seriously. If a chick is smoking hot, a guy will always make an excuse to keep her around. Especially if she’s worth millions.

Lucy Pinder & Kayleigh Pearson are helping

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I’m not exactly sure why Lucy Pinder and Kayleigh Pearson are picketing in front of a building since I didn’t take time to read the signs. How can someone be expected to read with two of the hottest women on the planet in front of you? It’s literally impossible. I mean even gay guys loved to suckle on breasts at one point in their lives. That my friend is called scientific evidence that boobs are the greatest gift of all.

George Clooney is smooth

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George Clooney had an interesting story about his experience during the Britney Spears custody battle.

“I’d gone upstairs, and I came out and I’m in a robe. All of the sudden I see all this s–t going on.

“I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it’s a chase scene. It’s something out of Die Hard.

“I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film – I actually think Clive Owen said, ‘Get a baseball bat’ – and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, ‘Are you OK?’

“And she’s like, ‘Yes.’

“And I said, ‘Look, if there’s someone in the place, say the word stonehenge.’

“And she’s like, ‘What the f–k are you talking about? I’m in my apartment.’

“I go, ‘You’re not in the guesthouse?’

“‘No.’

“So I’m, like, ‘Well, then, what the f–k is going on?’ And I go out and I’m running around with a baseball bat in my robe.

“And it turns out it’s Britney Spears’ house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.”

Wow, George is pretty clever. I would have never thought of using code words to see if there was someone in the house. I probably would have been hiding in the closet having already wet myself. Then when the cops arrived I would claim that I had been locked in there. What’s that on my pants? Apple Juice, I’ll say. It’s Apple Juice.

1/22/2008

Roselyn Sanchez in a bikini

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If I had to choose anyone from Rush Hour 3 to see in a bikini, I would choose Jackie Chan. I love asians. My second choice obviously, would be Roselyn Sanchez. Today, that wish came true. Unfortunately, she’s with a douchebag. Lucky for you I managed to cut him out as much as I could. Enjoy!

Carla Bruni is wearing white

Carla Bruni in a bikini

I love it when chicks wear white bikinis. It’s almost like a free pass to see them naked. What I don’t like is when those chicks are over the age of 40. I must admit though, Carla Bruni looks damn good for an old broad. An old broad that takes care of herself is really a beautiful thing. My neighbor is younger than Carla and she looks like she helped Abraham Lincoln shave for the first time. She also stinks. I think I need to find a new place…

Uh Oh. This can’t be good for daddy

Miley Cyrus in a bikini

I’m not sure how old these pictures are, but they can’t make Billy Ray Cyrus happy. Anytime your 15 year old daughter, who is a huge Hollywood star right now, is taking pictures of herself in a bikini it’s trouble. Can anyone say boarding school?

Britney Spears name ‘Most Beautiful Woman In The World’…WTF?

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Hello Magazine conducted a readers’ poll for the Most Attractive Men and Women in the world.

Britney Spears topped the Most Attractive Women’s poll.

I don’t get it either. The only saving grace is that Hello Magazine is a British publication…and those people are impressed by anyone with a full set of teeth.

Here are the results:

Most Attractive Woman
1. Britney Spears
2. Delta Goodrem
3. Sporty Spice & Athina Onassis
4. Angelina Jolie

Most Attractive Man
1. Sean Bean
2. Hugh Laurie
3. David Tennant
4. Nick Carter & Brad Pitt

Most Elegant Woman
1. Madonna
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Princess Mary of Denmark


Dane Cook refutes Alba’s ‘porn’ claims

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Comedian Dane Cook has responded to Jessica Alba’s branding of their movie Good Luck Chuck as “porn.”

In the February issue of Elle magazine, Alba says the comedy differed from its original screenplay, comparing the finished product to a pornographic movie.

But Cook is defending the movie, insisting the final script was completely unchanged from the version handed to Alba before she signed up.

“First of all, we all read the script. We did what we read. I guess to that I would say, she’s watching some really silly-*** porn.”


1/12/2008

Katherine McPhee is unemployed

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It seems Katherine McPhee’s record label has dropped her shorty after they dropped a few other American Idol “stars”.

RCA Records confirmed that they’ve parted ways with the former “Idol” golden girl, just days after Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks lost their record contracts. A source tells Rush & Molloy, “Winning ‘American Idol’ is no longer a guarantee that you’re going to make it. Katharine was hot for a few months. But audiences are fickle.”

I guess a huge fantastic rack doesn’t guarantee you fame. Wait, yes it does. Normally at this point, a desperate American Idol flunkie would release a sex tape or pose for Playboy. I don’t think Katherine is that desperate for attention, but I’ve got my fingers crossed!

More pictures of Katherine McPhee acting like a total spaz:



Michelle Rodriguez is free…for now

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Michelle Rodriguez was released from prison after serving only 10% of her sentence.

The actress, best known for her role on Lost, was sentenced to 180 days for violating probation stemming from her DUI arrest. She checked into the Lynwood, California, jail days before Christmas, on Dec. 23.

“She’s nice, personable, down to earth … nothing like Paris Hilton!” a correctional officer told Us a few days into her stint. “She asked to work,” the source said of the star who helped in the kitchen. “She said she wanted a job and didn’t want to be isolated like other celebs.”

When asked if she was nervous about her jail time, Rodriguez said:

“Hell no! I’m going to have so much butch lesbian sex it’s going to be great!”

OK, so she didn’t exactly say that, but both you and I know that’s exactly what she was thinking.



Amy Winehouse goes blonde

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Just when you thought Amy Winehouse couldn’t possibly look any worse…we get this!



Scary Spice’s stimulating conversation

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During a Spice Girls concert in London, Mel B told her audience that she had “too much clitoral stimulation” over Christmas.

Not only did she embarrass her fellow bandmates — she also stunned her younger fans and their parents.

She’s a class act.

Kim Cattrall bikini pic you never wanted to see

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Remember when Kim Cattrall was sexy? How times have changed!

Here’s Cattrall shooting a scene for the new Sex in the City movie.



1/09/2008

Stacy Keibler on a slow day

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There is absolutely nothing going on today. I’m sick of all the Britney news. I really don’t care about the whole Dr. Phil angle. I’ll tell you what I do care about. Stacy Keibler. She actually doesn’t look to good here, but it’s either this or Dr. Phil’s goofy smile. I think I made the right choice.



Katherine Heigl wants kids…NOW

Katherine Heigl wants baby now

Josh Kelley must be second guessing himself right about now.

Following her winter wonderland wedding to musician Josh Kelley, Katherine Heigl says the next step for her is starting a family.

“I would like to start a family within the next year to year in a half,” she told Usmagazine.com as she rubbed her stomach.

Let me translate that for anyone who can’t read between the lines. Katherine Heigl said:

“I’m tired of being hot. I know I JUST got married, but I don’t want to let my husband enjoy my hot body at all. I want to get pregnant.”

“Oh, and I am going to eat like a pig and get nice and fat you know, I’ll be pregnant,” she said as she rubbed her stomach.

Poor dude. At least he can look at old pictures and remember what he once had.

J-Love is sneaky

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We all know Jennifer Love Hewitt has a huge fat ass, but now she’s making me want to see her naked again. Damn those big boobs. Look at that coy smile she’s giving us. She knows we’re under her spell. I’m pretty sure if you put Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack on the body of Amy Winehouse, I would want to see her naked, and that’s saying ALOT.

Britney Spear’s pill binge

Although initial reports indicated Britney Spears was drug-free, recent claims indicate that her bizarre behavior was the result of a “purple monster” cocktail:

A mix of vodka, NyQuil, and Red Bull.

She reportedly downed the drink along with several prescription pills, including vicodin, ritalin, and sleeping pills.

Shortly thereafter, Britney called her pregnant 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, and said she’d be taking over the spotlight soon, shouting “You’re not going to be the only f—ing Spears on the front cover of a magazine next week!”

Jennifer Aniston is looking for a sperm donor

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Jennifer Aniston is supposedly so desperate to have a child that she’s looking for a friend to donate sperm.

A source close to the actress said:

“With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen’s weighing up the relative qualities of all her male friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as a sperm donor.

“Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she’s reached a decision, she’ll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn’t want marriage - just babies.”

“While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she’s still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one of whom she’ll soon pick to be a daddy.”

Potential candidates include current boyfriend Jason Lewis and ex-boyfriends British model Paul Sculfor and Vince Vaughn.

Confirmed: Nicole Kidman Pregnant!

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According to Nicole Kidman’s rep: “Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled.”

Nicole, who’s 40 years old, and Keith have been married since June 2006.

“I’m yearning to have one,” she told Vanity Fair in September. “I think I would be very sad if I wasn’t able to have a baby. Keith knows I want one, and he has been getting there slowly.”

Nicole has two adopted children with ex-husband Tom Cruise.

Posh Spice nip slip averted

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At a Spice Girls concert in London, Mel B grabbed a handful to save the day when Victoria Beckham started to show a bit more skin than she intended.

1/05/2008

Britney Spears In Hospital

OK, the video is a bit jittery in places - but you can clearly see Britney getting out of Ambulance on Stretcher at hospital - Thank you Hollywood.tv

Exclusive video of Britney Spears on a stretcher entering Ceders Emergency Room. There is a close up shot of the Pop star strapped to a stretcher.

There is also a shot of K-fed coming to be by Britney’s side.


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Paris and K-Fed’s New Year’s Hook-Up

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Paris Hilton and K-Fed have been repeatedly spotted partying together in Las Vegas over the holiday weekend.

They first bumped into each other at Club LAX on Saturday. A source close to Federline says K-Fed partied in Paris’ hotel room later in the evening.

On Sunday, they were cozying up again at Pure Nightclub.

According to club patrons, K-Fed whispered intimately into her ear and were giggling together through the night. “It looked as though they were getting quite friendly,” one onlooker said.

Lindsay Lohan bangs Italy

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It looks like Riley Giles, ex boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan, was onto something when he said Li-Lo was a sex addict.

Lohan was spotted romping with three different men at the Italian island of Capri.

First she was pictured kissing Italian waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio, followed by actor Eduardo Costa.

Lohan was later caught on camera (on the balcony of her hotel) with actor Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri.

An onlooker said: “Lindsay is really enjoying herself in Capri. She has a thing for dark-haired Italian hunks. She wasn’t content to just share a kiss with one man - it seemed like she was on a mission.

“She doesn’t seem to have had any time for anything but men since she got here.”

Kardashian gets engaged

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According to recent reports, Kim Kardashian is engaged to her football player boyfriend, Reggie Bush.

Kim and Reggie Bush were together in Miami on December 31, where Kardashian was hosting Mansion’s New Year’s Bash in South Beach.

This will be Kardashian’s second marriage. The 27-year-old was previously married to music producer Damon Thomas. They divorced in 2004.

Hsu Chi promotes watch brand

Taiwan actress Hsu Chi acts as a spokesmodel to promote a brand-name watch.



From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This is a Chinese name; the family name is Shu.
Shu Qi

Shu Qi at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival
Chinese name 舒淇 (Traditional)
Chinese name 舒淇 (Simplified)
Birth name 林立慧 (Lín Lìhuì)
Born April 16, 1976 (1976-04-16) (age 34)
Xindian, Taiwan, Republic of China
Years active 1992 - present
Official Website www.shu-qi.com
[show]Awards
Hong Kong Film Awards
Best New Performer
1996 Viva Erotica
Best Supporting Actress
1996 Viva Erotica
1998 Portland Street Blues
Golden Bauhinia Awards
Best Supporting Actress
1996 Viva Erotica'
Golden Horse Awards
Best Supporting Actress
1998 Your Place or Mine
Best Actress
2005 Three Times

Shu Qi (Chinese: 舒淇; pinyin: Shū Qí; Wade-Giles: Shu Ch'i; born April 16, 1976) is the stage name of a Taiwanese actress born Lin Li-Hui (林立慧). Her stage name is occasionally romanized as Hsu Chi, Shu Qui or Shu Kei (Cantonese). Her name is sometimes seen in the Western order as Qi Shu.

Career

She starred in Derek Yee's 1996 film, Viva Erotica, which was about the erotic film industry in Hong Kong, opposite the late Leslie Cheung and Karen Mok. At the Hong Kong Film Awards, she received the Best Supporting Actress award for the film. Since then, she has appeared in mainstream Hong Kong films such as Gorgeous (1998) opposite Jackie Chan, Stanley Kwan's The Island Tales (1999) and Hou Hsiao-Hsien's critically acclaimed Millennium Mambo (2000).

In 2002, she appeared in the French blockbuster film The Transporter and the Asian action film So Close. In 2004, she played the main role in the Hong Kong horror film The Eye 2.

In 2005, she won the Best Actress Award at the 2005 Golden Horse Awards for her three roles in Hou Hsiao-Hsien's Three Times.

From 2006-2009, she was selected by Kenzo to be part of the third advertising campaign for its successful fragrance, Flower by Kenzo . She also worked as a spokesperson for Shiatzy Chen.

In 2008, she was member of the jury of the Berlinale, the Berlin International Film Festival. In 2009, she was member of the jury at the Cannes Film Festival.

Reputation

Despite her involvements in softcore films during her early stage of career, Shu Qi successfully overcame the pressure arisen from the Chinese conservative culture and gained her popularity through her acting talent and attractive appearance. She has been consistently ranked as one of the 99 most desirable women around the world by AskMen.Com.

Shu Qi represents Frederique Constant in Asia as brand ambassador since 2008. Shu Qi, Frederique Constant and Paint-a-Smile Foundation transformed the murals on the walls of the cardiology department at the Beijing Children's Hospital in 2009.

Keira Knightley tops British beauty icons of 2007

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Keira Knightley has topped a poll of beautiful women beating Kate Moss and Kelly Brook.

The former Teddington School and Esher College student beat the supermodel and TV presenter in a Superdrug survey carried out earlier this month.

Glam model Jordan managed to pip Paris Hilton to the number 10 slot in the poll of 2,500 people.

Superdrug's beauty director Katherine Le Clerc said: "The top 10 beauty icons list shows that today there is room for everyone's idea of true beauty.

"From the aloof glamour of Keira Knightley and Victoria Beckham's high-maintenance gloss to the fresh faced youthful looks of Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby and Gemma Atkinson."

The poll' s top 10 beauty icons of 2007

1) Keira Knightley

2) Kelly Brook

3) Kate Moss

4) Victoria Beckham

5) Fearne Cotton

6) Holly Willoughby

7) Gemma Atkinson

8) Alesha Dixon

9) Lily Allen

10) Jordan