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Jessica Alba nude cell phone pics. No, really.

Yes, I've always wanted to see Jessica Alba nude, but not in the context of her taking pictures of her pregnant belly. I don't know, there's just something about pregnancy that's so gross and unnatural and . . . fat. That's why I think hot chicks like Jessica should get their babies exclusively via adoption from China. What, they're good enough to make your shoes and electronics, but not your babies? Typical Hollywood elitist attitude. It disgusts me.

UPDATE: The pics not showing her face are definitely her. Check out the hat hanging on the door in this picture (NSFW) and then check out this picture. She really freaking loves that hat.

From Wikipedia:

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002). Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.

Alba is considered a sex symbol and often generates media attention for her looks. She appears frequently on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on AskMen.com's list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007. The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped. She has also won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television, and a Golden Globe nomination for her lead role in the television series Dark Angel.

Jessica Alba Looks Pretty Hot Here

The dress is pretty girly, but I’m enjoying the leg and the hint of cleavage she’s giving us here. THIS is why Jessica has an acting career, after all.

She’s even smiling. Maybe there’s something going on with that chick she’s hugging on below? (Now there’s a thought to keep you preoccupied for a while.)

I hear her next movie is the next Meet the Fockers movie (with Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro). I have a thing for hot chicks who also happen to be funny, so I’m looking forward to seeing her in it.

And Jessica, if you can’t make us laugh, then just take off your clothes. It’ll keep your career going. I promise.

Jessica Alba grew a pair

It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid. Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same. Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back. I’d love to be proven wrong though, so Jessica, if you’re reading this, give us the ‘ol bend over in the bikini trick. That’s the only way to really tell.

Baby Honor Marie

Ok! Magazine must be making shitloads with all the baby pictures.

What an adorable baby Jessica Alba has given birth to. She is beaming with her newborn and looks flawless!!! The full scoop on the interview comes out this Thursday.

My favorite quote was when Cash said:

“I want her [Honor Marie] to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica-I’d kill myself!”

Haha, what a great sense of humor, but I’m pretty sure Honor will dazzle everyone with the years to come…so keep protecting your cub Cash.

Jessica Alba is an honest woman

Jessica Alba is now engaged to her boyfriend Cash Warren, the dude that knocked her up.

“Yes, I can confirm that they are engaged,” her rep tells Us.
She flashed the ring during a December 26 outing in West Hollywood.
They will welcome their first child next year.

As Us previously reported, Alba and Warren, 28, had split in July after two-and-a-half years together. They reunited in August, around the time their child was conceived.

“She wanted to get married, but Cash wasn’t ready,” a source told Us regarding the reason for their split.

He wasn’t ready for marriage? Who does this dude think he is? “Hey I’m having sex with the hottest ass in Hollywood, but I want to keep my options open.” That’s essentially what it means when a guy doesn’t want to settle down with you ladies. He’s keeping his options open, just in case Marisa Miller calls. You hear that Marisa? I’m getting tired of waiting!

Jessica Alba is pissed

Here’s a pregnant and hormonal Jessica Alba flipping off the paparazzi. That’s no way for a mom-to-be to behave!

Jessica Alba will never go nude

Jessica Alba says that she will never strip down for a movie because her of her strict Catholic upbringing.

“I will never do a nude scene in a movie, not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed.

“I come from a Catholic family and it wasn’t seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off.”

Jessica Alba Loses Tooth in Makeout Session

Jessica Alba badly chipped a tooth during a kissing scene in her new movie.

She and Good Luck Chuck co-star Dane Cook went too far with in their make-out session. Both actors chipped their teeth.

According to Alba:

“I chipped my front tooth doing a kiss with Dane and he chipped his bottom tooth. We were doing this comedic Mr & Mrs Smith love scene, and we were slamming into walls and breaking things and tumbling over couches and stuff.

At one point, he slammed my head into a picture frame and, while my head was smacking into the wall and breaking the picture, his teeth slammed into my teeth.

Now I have a bond on my tooth and when I take it off I look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.

I can definitely take the bond off of my tooth and throw people off a bit. I get to take this thing off and be somebody else for a little while. It’s like a disguise.”

Jessica Alba has herpes!

According to an L.A. Rag Mag source, Derek Jeter infected Jessica Alba with herpes when they were dating a while back.

According to the source, Jessica’s Valtrex prescription had to be refilled on a regular basis. Derek Jeter’s girlfriends have included: Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo, and Jessica Biel. Just imagine who they have infected.
This could become a Hollywood epidemic.

Jessica Alba's Nipples are Hard

I will give you one chance to guess why these Jessica Alba pictures were posted and if you guess nipples you’re a pervert. However, you would also be right.

This week’s finish is shaping up to be an excellent one. If we were only given sexy Beyonce bikini pictures, it would have been enough. If we were only given Britney Spears bikini pictures, it would have been enough. But now you’ve given us a glimpse of Jessica Alba’s nipples, and we are left wanting more.

FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007

It's deja vu all over again as Jessica Alba tops FHM's annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, beating last year's winner Scarlett Johanssen (who comes in at #3, bestill our hearts) and recouping the mediocre showing she made in FHM's list two and three years ago, where she came in at a paltry #13 and #57 respectively. While this is Jessica's first time in the Number One spot at FHM (and deservedly so), we seem to remember seeing her make the top of similar lists a few years ago, which leads us to believe that FHM's online babe watching community is a lot more conservative than we thought when it comes to finding new objects of adoration to vote for. They may also be a lot less discerning too, seeing how Jennifer Aniston beat both Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick and that Keeley Hazell didn't even make the top fifty. Guess there's no accounting for other peoples' taste—since our own, you know, is totally beyond reproach.