It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid. Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same. Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back. I’d love to be proven wrong though, so Jessica, if you’re reading this, give us the ‘ol bend over in the bikini trick. That’s the only way to really tell.