Victoria Beckham was robbed

Someone stole a bunch of Victoria Beckham’s clothes and accessories from her backstage dressing room in Germany.

Some of the stuff taken includes:

- two pairs of $10,000 shoes
- a jacket
- jewelery
- stage outfits
- an embroidered one-of-a-kind red satin dressing robe designed for her by Roberto Cavalli

According to a source:

“Victoria’s post-show high was ruined when she noticed stuff had been nicked. All the other girls’ dressing rooms were untouched, but somebody had clearly been rifling through Victoria’s possessions. She was very upset. Fashion means everything to her. She keeps all her old outfits in storage.”

Earlier in the week, Posh Spice was pissed when she saw a backup dancer mocking her:

“She walked in on a dancer doing an impression of her, just standing at the mike, breathing heavily and pouting.”

Too funny!

Victoria Beckham’s breasts have shrunk

Victoria Beckham showed up to the Dancing with the Stars finale looking a little less perky. (She was there to cheer on fellow Spice Girl Melanie Brown, who subsequently lost.)

The pic on the left was taken in June. The one on the right is from the finale.

It seems pretty obvious she had her implants removed.

According to her publicist:

“I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears — but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea.”

Either way, I think it’s an improvement.

Posh Spice ordered to fatten up

Victoria Beckham has been ordered to bulk up for the Spice Girls World Tour. Her handlers are afraid she’s too thin to handle the grueling schedule.

She has been put on a spinach-rich diet in an attempt to gain some weight. (Spinach makes you gain weight?…WTF?)

According to a source:

“Vic is under orders to have at least five small meals a day, to get her body prepared for the tour.”

“She isn’t happy about the plan but understands that it’s necessary if she’s to stay healthy and not burn out over the coming months.”

Victoria Beckham sings only 4 lines on new track

Victoria Beckham has been given just FOUR LINES to sing on the Spice Girls’ comeback track.

I guess this just confirms what we all know: Posh Spice has NO TALENT!

A spokesman for the band insisted: “The verses have all been shared out equally among the five members and they all sing together on the chorus.

Posh to appear on Ugly Betty

ABC confirmed this afternoon that Victoria Beckham will appear in a cameo on Ugly Betty in the coming season. An airdate hasn't been set, but her episode will film in the fall. She'll be playing herself, and herself is a bridesmaid at the gala wedding of Willhelmina Slater (Vanessa Williams) and Bradford Meade (Alan Dale). Beckham's cameo will be her first acting attempt on a U.S. TV series.

David and Victoria Beckham pose for W Magazine

Am I the only one that thinks these pics are NOT sexy at all?