Amy Winehouse Pulls Out of French Festival

Within hours of her latest performance at the Rock in Seine festival in France, Amy Winehouse cancels claiming that she was too sick to pull her lazy ass out of bed. Not coming as a real surprise, since she canceled the same show last year, organizers might be looking for some legal action.

Her spokesman Chris Goodman told People, “It’s nothing serious. It’s just a normal illness—she hasn’t visited a hospital or anything like that. She’s at home in bed, just unable to sing.”

Yeah, we know the deal, she was probably too busy snorting her weight in fairy dust to care to make it to that silly show. But you have to admit they should have saw that coming, or at least knew that if she did show up, she was going to use her projectile vomit super powers to forecast light showers for everyone in the front row.

Amy Winehouse is Dying of Tuberculosis?

The symptoms that Amy is suffering from are similar
to tuberculosis. The Sun has reported that she has
been coughing up blood for some time but refused
doctors to examine her. Winehouse has a pretty high chance
that she does have the lethal disease.

We can only hope that she will come to her senses and
stop her drug cravings and try to get better.

Amy Winehouse nude. (My apologies.)

Why would anyone want to see Amy Winehouse naked?

Yeah…I couldn’t figure it out either.

Here she is posing nude to raise breast cancer awareness. I’d rather she put that tape on my eyes.

Amy Winehouse goes blonde

Just when you thought Amy Winehouse couldn’t possibly look any worse…we get this!

Amy Winehouse in bloody fight with hubby

These pics are the end result of a fight between Amy Winehouse and her husband, Blake Fielder. According to reports, the troubled singer ran screaming from London’s Sanderson Hotel as Blake chased her down the street yelling her name.

A witness says she flagged down a black car and jumped in, but Blake - who was bleeding from deep scratches on his face and neck - was too far behind to notice.

He continued searching for her, looking in doorways and even bins. A source said: “When the car got to Charing Cross, Amy ran to a shop for cigarettes. You could see she’d been in a fight. Her clothes were bloody and she was covered in scratches and bandages.”

According to another witness: “Amy looked totally out of it. She was covered in blood and her make-up was badly smeared. Her eyes were glazed. It was as though she couldn’t see anyone.”

Amy also raised fears she is injecting heroin, after her feet were pictured covered in blood from wounds between her toes. Heroin users can inject the drug into the space between their toes to prevent them getting ‘track marks’ on their arms.

Amy quit rehab for the second time on Sunday, following a suspected drug overdose earlier this month.

I don’t think it’ll be much longer until she winds up dead. In fact, she looks almost corpse-like in this pic.