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Kim Kardashian is a dumbass

While on vacation in Mexico yesterday, Kim Kardashian fell asleep in the sun. And that happened. She wrote on her blog:

I am so sunburned and need help! I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?

Kim has to "hide from cameras for days"? I guess that means Reggie Bush isn't getting laid for a while. *rimshot*

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Kim Kardashian Sucks and Blows

For women always on the go like Kim Kardashian, practice definately makes perfect. To keep those happy at home, sometimes you have to learn a couple of moves to keep them happy– and by the looks of it, there’s going to be one happy fellow by her side tonight.

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Kim Kardashian Should Stick to Something More Fitting

At EA Sports VIP launch party Wednesday, Kim Kardashian did a remarkable job of transforming the wardrobe she stole from some fat tourist. The outfit reminds me of those blocky 3D graphics we used to have a lot in the 90s what with her parachute shorts that are overly exaggerated by her tiny little waist. On the brightside, everything else is looking hot as usual, but half of that comment stems from my fine tuned X-ray vision.

Kim Kardashian Involved in Underage Pornography?

After sexually explicit pictures of both Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian were allegedly being shopped around to different media outlets, a criminal investigation was launched. The two girls were supposedly underage in the pictures. According to Gate Crasher,

The women are also seen in sexual poses with a naked man.

But while Kim is 27 and Kourtney is 28, sources say the pictures were taken 11 years ago, when they were teenagers.

I may not be good at math, but that would make Kim 16 and Kourtney 17. So there is only one conclusion that can be drawn from this Kim Kardashian scandal. Kim was a slut long before her sex tape was released to the public. Like most rumors of nude pictures, I’m sure they’ll be all over the internet tonight, but if they are in fact under-age, I’m not going to touch them. The last thing I need is the FBI kicking my door down while I have my pants off.

Kim Kardashian to Appear on the Cover of Playboy

Kim Kardashian recently did a photo shoot for Playboy magazine and she is set to appear on the cover for the December issue. According to US Magazine,

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.”

Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time,” says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today [Sept. 20 2007].

Why is Kim holding back? The whole world saw her with a large penis in her mouth on video. At this point anything less is just going to be plain boring. Who am I kidding? I’d still buy the magazine.