Paris might tour

Paris Hilton at a salon in Beverly Hills (10/29)

Can you image Paris Hilton with a bunch of horny groupies following her around the country? It may happen. Yikes. Talk about adding fuel to the fire. She may literally have sex with a million guys. From the New York Daily News:

Paris Hilton, the world tour? The heiress, who is currently in the studio recording her second album, recently talked about how things are going to OK! magazine

If all goes as she says, that performance could lead to Hilton's first ever tour. The socialite-turned-reality TV star has already released one album, "Paris," on her own label Heiress Records, and perhaps surprisingly the critical reception wasn't all bad. Her album even reached the sixth position on the Billboard 200 list.

Wait a minute, Paris' last album reached number six on the charts? What . . . who . . . where . . . why? Am I trapped in The Twilight Zone? Here's a little tip for people actually wanting to listen to a self-absorbed, no-talent, annoying chick wail for hours: don't buy Paris' new CD -- just watch a Tyra Banks Show marathon. And for those planning on actually attending Paris Hilton's concert, I'd imagine it'll be a lot like having surgery: you'll need plenty of antibiotics, and when it's over you'll be scarred for life.

Paris Hilton Caught Getting High At Coachella

So what’s new? Paris can not seem to keep herself out of trouble these days. How did she not notice someone 3 feet away taking pics of her smoking ganga?

Source: Jen’s Juice Flynet

Paris Hilton Jail-Bound For Real?

If the Los Angeles City Attorney who has filed documents asking that Paris Hilton be jailed for 45 days for violating her probation ever decide to run for public office, he’ll definitely win by a landslide.

Paris must show up in court tomorrow for driving on a suspended license, which was the result of her DUI arrest to which she pleaded no contest last January. Looks like the case against Paris is pretty tight. According to TMZ:

While her license was suspended, Hilton was stopped by the CHP last January 15, and again by the L.A. County Sheriffs on February 27.

The City Attorney will argue that Hilton certainly knew after she was stopped in January that she wasn’t allowed to drive, so the second stop was a flagrant violation of law.

To top all of this off, the dumbass ignored a court order requiring her to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days of its issuance. So basically, Paris is screwed, and hopefully, will be doomed “to serve 45 days in County Jail”, to not “consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days”, “to be monitored for alcohol consumption”, and be made to wear “a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense.”