Tara Reid and Kelly Bensimon Could Be Competing for December Playboy Cover

Tara Reid has been out of the spotlight for quite some time now, but the “American Pie” starlet now looks poised to make quite the comeback in the very near future.

Reid stripped down (apparently ALL THE WAY down) last week in a shoot for Playboy magazine’s December issue. The 33-year-old got a very bad lipo job five years ago, and has since suffered with body image issues.

“She is really shy about getting the Playboy gig,” said a pal. “She’s scared to talk about it because of what people and the press might say. But she’s doing so well, she looks amazing.”

Mind you, Reid did tell us earlier this year that she’s never even been to a nude beach and was definitely “not planning on it.”

“I only wear bikinis, I love bikinis. I don’t get too scandalous, string bikini’s only! No thongs or anything like that,” she said. (Hmmm, could a healthy paycheck changed her mind about baring her bod?)

However, word on the street is that “Real Housewives of New York” beauty Kelly Bensimon may also be flashing some flesh in the mag’s December issue, otherwise known as the annual “Celebrity” issue which in the past has featured Hollywood hotties like Kim Kardashian and Cindy Margolis.

So will there be a “real” fight between the two beauties for the coveted cover girl position?

A rep from Playboy declined to comment.

Hugh Hefner and the Girls Are Still Together…Until the Girls Get Ugly

Hugh Hefner puts ongoing rumers about him and his sexy gal pals breaking up to rest. He claims they’re not having relationship problems, but let’s the world know when they get old and ugly they’re still eligible to get the boot…okay, so he puts it in a nicer way.

“Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I’m sure there are going to be,” Hefner said. “I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret,” Hefner said.

The godly powers of this man are amazing. For a fact, I don’t think anyone ever wants to leave the mansion. Little kids have wet dreams about being in that house, and if I was one of the girls I would be thinking “Hell, I freaking slept and did unspeakable things to this old geezer. There is no way I’m going to just leave my free meal ticket if I can help it.” Those girls will continue bleaching their gray hairs blonde and eating carrots and spinach like there’s no tommorrow.

Jennifer Love Hewitt turns down Playboy

According to reports, Jennifer Love Hewitt has turned down a chance to appear nude in Playboy, despite being offered big bucks from the magazine.

“Like all women out there should, I love my body.” She added: “To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.”

The pic above was taken last month. Do you really wanna see her naked? I think not.

Kyla Ebbert too hot for Southwest Airlines, not Playboy

Kyla Ebbert, the woman who was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for dressing like a slut earlier this year, has just extended her 15 minutes of fame.

Ebbert has posed for Playboy. The name of the photo set: “Legs in the Air”.

Kim Kardashian to Appear on the Cover of Playboy

Kim Kardashian recently did a photo shoot for Playboy magazine and she is set to appear on the cover for the December issue. According to US Magazine,

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.”

Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time,” says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today [Sept. 20 2007].

Why is Kim holding back? The whole world saw her with a large penis in her mouth on video. At this point anything less is just going to be plain boring. Who am I kidding? I’d still buy the magazine.

Garcelle Beauvais does Playboy

Garcelle Beauvais decided to get it over with and posed nude for Playboy. I know, a lot of you are saying “Who?” but damn, she looks good. Homegirl is 40 and still bangin’.

What was the last thing Garcelle did since starring in the last couple shitty seasons of “NYPD Blue”? Oh I know, she did those 1-800-Collect ads with Eddie Griffin. Yeah. If I was her, I would have said yes to Black Tail at this point.

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