Britney rakes in $737,868 a month

TMZ has obtained documents from the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline hearing last Monday that reveal Spears's salary to be an average of $737, 868 a month. Federline's lawyer claims in a declaration filed last Monday that Spears "is clearly the 'monied party' in this case." The lawyer is asking Spears to front $50,000 for expenses in connection with the custody hearing, claiming his bill will be in excess of $40,000. The documents reveal that Federline is receiving $20,000 a month for spousal support but the payments end November 15. The papers also show that the LA County Department of Children and Family Services is investigating Spears for allegedly neglecting her kids. The allegations? Poor dental hygiene as well as poor eating and sleeping habits.

Britney Spears poses topless

Britney Spears posed topless at a friend's house last month with some flowers covering her boobs. And, uh, here it is. Although I have no idea why anybody is asking Britney Spears to get topless. Six years ago this would've been amazing, but now they could've put a seal in a silly hat and thrown some flowers at it and it would've turned out hotter. If it weren't for the outfit, I wouldn't even have been able to tell this was a girl.

NOTE: Yes, this is real. Very real, and very horrifying. If you get aroused by this I think you're required by law to turn in your penis.

Britney Spears's liposuction treatment damages her legs?

Britney Spears's rapidly shrinking frame is rumored to be the result of a liposuction treatment called Lipodissolve reports Daily Mail UK

Lipodissolve reduces fat and improve cellulite through dozens (sometimes hundreds) of injections with small needles, which could explain the appearance of Spears' thigh.

Side effects of the treatment which claims to break down fat, include scarring, pigmentation, or ulcer formation. And patients may feel a small lump under the injection site, which reduces or disappears after a few weeks.

According to The Sun, Britney visited a liposuction specialist called the Advanced Lipo Dissolve Center in a bid to remove some of the fat that has accumulated on her stomach after having her children, Jayden James and Sean Preston, and from her partying-alcohol fueled lifestyle.

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Britney Spears needs your help!

Britney Spears needs your help to promote her new fragrance Midnight Fantasy. She sent an email to fans asking them to “to sneak up on their friends and photograph them” at midnight:

“Savor every last detail and when you think you have it down, recreate that perfect moment and capture it as best you can in a digital photograph,” she advises.

The winning amateur paparazzo gets a signed iPod. (Source)

Sweet. I’ve been needing a new iPod and I’m sure that Britney autograph will wash right off.

Spears warns: “No images containing nudity, obscenity or violent depictions are permitted.”

Dammit, nevermind.

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Britneywatch

Brit Brit was back at her favourite hang out out, the Epitome Spa at the Glen centre yesterday. She went for a little tanning session, asked the paps who make fun of her dress the day before and said that she was there for hair and make-up. Hair? What are they going to do - brush her wig out. The X-17 paps also saw two cd’s in her car -country music stars Tim McGraw and Keith Urban - which might so some way to explaining her country girl look.

Then Britney headed back over to the Millennium dance studio fully decked out in fishnets and legwarmers and still in that peacock hat (her favourite accessory at the moment). She danced for about 45 minutes, Breathe Heavy sources say he, “sometimes drops wig so she can fully work it out, but that when she does so, she’s usually got a hat on”

X17 inside sources also nix the idea that Brit is planning a house of blues tour and that she’s just dancing her little heart out at the Millennium studios to get back in shape

Britney Spears Fires Manager

Apparently, Britney Spears thinks all her problems started when she hired Larry Rudolph as her manager. After all, it was Rudolph who introduced Britney to Paris Hilton, and it was all downhill from there. So she decided to fire his ass and re-hire PR expert Leslie Sloane-Zelnik to make the firing look good in the media and help her mount a comeback.

The problem is, there’s a possibility she could be facing legal action as the deal she signed with Rudolph is good for a few more years.

This may sound weird, but I agree with Britney. Rudolph has definitely wronged her by letting Paris into her life. Anything and anyone that comes to within one foot of that skank is bound to get messed-up and walk around town without underwear, engage in orgies, chug liquor like it’s water night after night, and shave their heads in public. Yeah, it’s all Rudolph’s fault.

Isn’t it just convenient to blame someone else for your miseries?