Showing posts with label Jennifer Love Hewitt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jennifer Love Hewitt. Show all posts

8/16/2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Skinny Again, Hurray!

Jennifer Love Hewitt is no longer camera shy since she’s lost a couple of pounds. After ridicule from…well pretty much everybody…for having the nerve to prance around in a bikini with a gut, Jennifer shaped up, but not before telling every fat person to dress like a skanky whore.

Several Web sites posted shots of Hewitt, with a bit of cellulite, on a Hawaii beach with her then brand-new fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall, along with some less-than-complimentary comments. TMZ.com, for example, said, “We know what you ate this summer, Love — everything!”

It’s nice to know that even though we can’t achieve world peace, at least we can all come together to make a human garbage disposal self conscious. This is it, America! We are one step closer to achieving a thing I like to call “a sexy utopia.”

1/09/2008

J-Love is sneaky

J Love Boobs 1

We all know Jennifer Love Hewitt has a huge fat ass, but now she’s making me want to see her naked again. Damn those big boobs. Look at that coy smile she’s giving us. She knows we’re under her spell. I’m pretty sure if you put Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack on the body of Amy Winehouse, I would want to see her naked, and that’s saying ALOT.