Jennifer Love Hewitt is Skinny Again, Hurray!

Jennifer Love Hewitt is no longer camera shy since she’s lost a couple of pounds. After ridicule from…well pretty much everybody…for having the nerve to prance around in a bikini with a gut, Jennifer shaped up, but not before telling every fat person to dress like a skanky whore.

Several Web sites posted shots of Hewitt, with a bit of cellulite, on a Hawaii beach with her then brand-new fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall, along with some less-than-complimentary comments. TMZ.com, for example, said, “We know what you ate this summer, Love — everything!”

It’s nice to know that even though we can’t achieve world peace, at least we can all come together to make a human garbage disposal self conscious. This is it, America! We are one step closer to achieving a thing I like to call “a sexy utopia.”

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