Bar Refaeli shames all women

Good Lord. You may have seen these pictures elsewhere but Bar Refaeli in a bikini is not something you just skim over. How is it possible that a woman that thin has boobs that big? Real boobs. Real boobs that don’t flop around like wet bags of oatmeal. I’ve felt Oatmeal tits guys, and they are the world’s biggest disappointment. I would rather have seen Santa Claus being shot by the Easter Bunny when I was 6 then have felt those oatmeal tits. It was like unwrapping the most glorious present of all and it turning into a lump of shit right in front of your eyes.

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