Kim Kardashian Should Stick to Something More Fitting

At EA Sports VIP launch party Wednesday, Kim Kardashian did a remarkable job of transforming the wardrobe she stole from some fat tourist. The outfit reminds me of those blocky 3D graphics we used to have a lot in the 90s what with her parachute shorts that are overly exaggerated by her tiny little waist. On the brightside, everything else is looking hot as usual, but half of that comment stems from my fine tuned X-ray vision.

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