Jessica Alba nude cell phone pics. No, really.

Yes, I've always wanted to see Jessica Alba nude, but not in the context of her taking pictures of her pregnant belly. I don't know, there's just something about pregnancy that's so gross and unnatural and . . . fat. That's why I think hot chicks like Jessica should get their babies exclusively via adoption from China. What, they're good enough to make your shoes and electronics, but not your babies? Typical Hollywood elitist attitude. It disgusts me.

UPDATE: The pics not showing her face are definitely her. Check out the hat hanging on the door in this picture (NSFW) and then check out this picture. She really freaking loves that hat.

From Wikipedia:
Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002). Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.
Alba is considered a sex symbol and often generates media attention for her looks. She appears frequently on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on AskMen.com's list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007. The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped. She has also won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television, and a Golden Globe nomination for her lead role in the television series Dark Angel.

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