Carla Bruni is wearing white

Carla Bruni in a bikini

I love it when chicks wear white bikinis. It’s almost like a free pass to see them naked. What I don’t like is when those chicks are over the age of 40. I must admit though, Carla Bruni looks damn good for an old broad. An old broad that takes care of herself is really a beautiful thing. My neighbor is younger than Carla and she looks like she helped Abraham Lincoln shave for the first time. She also stinks. I think I need to find a new place…

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