5/25/2007

Copy Kat: Hey Now…She’s a Porn Star


Katie Holmes (aka Mrs. Tom Cruise) is steaming after an 18-year-old girl changed her name to Katee Holmes and plans to kick-start her career by losing her virginity on film.

The porn star’s agent, Shy Love, defended her client: “Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’ “


What a lovely tribute.

According to Katee: “I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured (a porn movie) was the best place for me to lose it. How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?”

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