Nicolette Sheridan in a bikini isn’t as scary as I would imagine it to be. This lady is like what 90 years old? I’m amazed she even owns a bikini. Aren’t women over 60 supposed to wear those one piece bathing suits that look like evening gowns? Then they put on gallons of sun tan lotion and a huge ridiculous hat that covers their whole body. It’s like why even come to the effin’ beach? You’re just going to get really hot, complain, and take 45 minutes to waddle back to you 1959 Oldsmobile. Stay home grandma.