Eva Mendes Makes the World an Ugly Place


Chosen as the face to promote PETA’s (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) winter anti-fur campaign, Eva recently posed nude with the caption for the campaign to read, “Fur? I’d rather go naked.”

Sure enough, that’s what she did. She went completely naked.

There isn’t one speckle of cellulite on her bottom or her thighs. Not a single flaw on her seemingly unnatural, android-like body.

Chances are the pics of her posing in the raw were air brushed to death after that photo shoot. Or she slathered on so much expensive, high-intensity body lotion that it filled in all the crooks and crannies when she posed. Or the camera just plain fogged up so bad due to the high humidity in the studio that she turned out looking absolutely fan-fricking-tastic for the proofs.

I say, let’s see her turn ten somersaults in a row with a pregnant rabbit or perform Swan Lake in the nude with a grizzly bear. That might make everybody swear off fur forever. Ya think?

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