Well, as reported earlier, the dude that was boning Lindsay Lohan has contacted the paparazzi and says he’s got private pictures of Lindsay in “various stages of undress”. Now these few first pictures are tame, but where there are pictures there is usually a video. A Lindsay Lohan sex video. Let me say that again for those of you that didn’t get it the first time. A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape. It’s only a matter of time. We’ve already seen her nipples and her “fire crotch”, it’s the next logical step. Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!