Holy sweet mother of Jesus. Whatever Katie Price is selling, give me all of it if it means getting to see more of her–especially the parts hiding under all those rags. Girls this hot are the key to selling anything, but how is this supposed to work on the she-ladies again? Let’s not ask silly questions.
I’m not nominated to be the world’s next best listener, but when Nicole Scherzinger opens her legs for the sake of a performance, I swear I can hear every leathery fiber stretch then scream in animated pleasure. Too bad anything else I hear from her is garbled and inaudible.
To celebrate what must have been the official “Coming-Out Day” in the gay world’s calender. Lindsay Lohan, another soul naive enough to think the rest of the world is as mentally challenged as her, puts on a pair of her dusty butch pants, and mans up about her relationship with SamRo on the radio.
The 22-year-old actress casually told the co-host of the syndicated radio program “Loveline” on Monday that she’s been dating the 31-year-old DJ.
“You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now?” DJ Ted Stryker asked. “Like two years, one year, five months, two months?”
“For a very long time,” Lohan said after laughing.
It’s about damn time. I don’t understand why all these people think they’re so sneaky and cunning. I know for a fact, the longer someone waits to tell me something I already know, the more I’m pissed off for having to wait to say “I told you so.” For now on, I think it appropriate when someone finally admits to being gay, they actually have to do it in a noteworthy way, like over a game of Clue: “I claim Miss Scarlett did it, with a candle stick, in the conservatory. I kinda liked it.”
Nicole Kidman blames…or I suppose celebrates the birth of her child all because of Australia’s water. Not only did she drink it, she swam in it.
The 41-year-old Aussie, who gave birth to daughter Sunday Rose in July, said she and six other women who swam in the waters of a small Outback town during production of the epic romance “Australia” fell pregnant.
As a safety precaution, the alleged fertilty waters have been marked off-limits to all hot celebrities and mentally disabled until further notice. This might be a good time to investigate whether or not the unusually high numbers of pregnancies in Hollywood have any connection with this gift from Satan. All other people who may feel they have been infected have been ordered to be kicked repeatedly in the stomach by a kangaroo to reverse effects. We’ll keep you posted as more elements of the story are revealed.
Hugh Hefner puts ongoing rumers about him and his sexy gal pals breaking up to rest. He claims they’re not having relationship problems, but let’s the world know when they get old and ugly they’re still eligible to get the boot…okay, so he puts it in a nicer way.
“Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I’m sure there are going to be,” Hefner said. “I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret,” Hefner said.
The godly powers of this man are amazing. For a fact, I don’t think anyone ever wants to leave the mansion. Little kids have wet dreams about being in that house, and if I was one of the girls I would be thinking “Hell, I freaking slept and did unspeakable things to this old geezer. There is no way I’m going to just leave my free meal ticket if I can help it.” Those girls will continue bleaching their gray hairs blonde and eating carrots and spinach like there’s no tommorrow.
If there was one word to describe Erica Durance, I would have to say it would be “jesushchristyouarehot.” She’s got the nice tight fitting dress showing off some amazing curves (but like a piece of art, a work is never completed), make-up wise, she knows the difference between classy and crack whore, and most importantly I wouldn’t have any problem seeing her naked–soonish. At least a panty shot or something see through would suffice for now if she didn’t mind. Thank you Erica for restoring my faith in mankind.
For a change, a vegan extended their love out past their furry comrades towards the human race. Heather Mills donated one million dollars worth of vegan meats towards a childrens’ barbecue– and I note that this must be one of her many acts soon to come in order to develop a race of super vegans.
“My plan is to get healthy food out to kids and to get it in the service industry, get it in retail, make a fast-food chain around the world with healthy options and just keep doing my work behind the scenes,” Mills, 40, told PEOPLE Sunday.
Just in case you were wondering, most the kids that were expected to attend had cancelled to go to a more awesome party featuring whole pigs roasting over a pit and a special event where you got to choose and shoot your own diseased looking hormone pumped cow. It might have been a good thing too, since we all know that even buying the crappiest vegan food with one mil will get you about ten boca burgers and a salad–suitable diet a model and a porn star would suggest.
“Nobody”, latest music video from Korean girls-group Wonder Girls, featuring their boss Park Jin-young in the MV (English subbed)…
A decent song; the lyrics are a bit over-repetitive imo, but still acceptable. Love the retro; the girls look good with the 1960s fashion & style… reminds me of my mum somehow lol. Sharing a few WG’s promotional pics below [via Wonderland]…
Photo of Japanese Geisha posing in swimsuits (or bath-suits) during the Meiji Era (1868-1912) or Taisho Era (1912-1926) of old Japan…
I never knew the song title though… happened to bound in to this music video while searching about Korean pop star BoA’s American debut with a song of the same title.
Sharing all three music videos below (from Angie, Yoko and Priscilla); pretty catchy song and some ‘interesting’ 80s’ fashions and dance moves…
Angie Gold - Eat You Up
Canadian comedian Seth Rogen will co-write the movie and star as the main character; and Stephen Chow will star as Kato, Green Hornet’s sidekick which was played by legendary martial arts star Bruce Lee in the TV adaptation in 1960s.
It’s said that the movie will be more comedic than the original versions (comic, radio and TV)… but I have doubts over the making of this movie regardless. It just doesn’t click for me, and I don’t think the young generations could relate to the characters.
The Green Hornet is scheduled to premier in Summer 2010.
Paris Hilton poses for photographers during the European launch of her collection "Paris Hilton Clothing Line" in downtown Milan September 19, 2008.(Xinhua/Reuters Photo) |
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Paris Hilton poses for photographers during the European launch of her collection "Paris Hilton Clothing Line" in downtown Milan September 19, 2008.(Xinhua/Reuters Photo)
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Korean actor So Ji-sup was at a promotional event at Millennium Seoul Hilton hotel to promote Sony Alpha DSLR cameras as the product spokesperson. I am using one of the Alpha models… mine is A350 while the one SJS was holding should be the high-end A900, which is probably 4-5 times more expensive than mine.
So Ji-sup is publicly known as a photography enthusiast; he often shared his photo-work on his website, but registration is required to check the photos.
Not sure how nice the book is, but it’s something that is not easy to grab hold of if you are not from Korea. It’s a chance not to be missed for Hyori and K-pop fans.
Just head over, follow the instructions and stand a chance to win the prize. The contest expires on the last day of Choseuk, which should mean by the end of Monday (Sept 15); the clock is ticking… hurry up :p
A Japanese board is heated up with debates about Japanese star Aya Hirano and her seemingly upside-down bikini photo published in her 2009 calendar.
To be frank I wouldn’t have noticed the mistake if I didn’t read it from Tokyomango, it’s just a cute photo for me… ladies might have sharper sense on this kind of malfunction though…
American pop star Michael Jackson turned 50 on August 29, 2008. ITN produced a nice video summarising his illustrious yet controversial career and personal life…
Happy birthday… thanks for the great music for the past few decades.
From what I understand, Avex is looking for young talents (age 7-24) for singing, acting, dancing and modelling… nationality and races are not relevant, but the applicants must be able to communicate in Japanese.
It’s walk-in audition for people living in Japan; J-ent mentioned that auditions will be held across the world including USA… but I can’t seem to find the information on the official website. As far as I know, international applicants have to send in applications by mail or via the web. Deadline is November 28, 2008.
At EA Sports VIP launch party Wednesday, Kim Kardashian did a remarkable job of transforming the wardrobe she stole from some fat tourist. The outfit reminds me of those blocky 3D graphics we used to have a lot in the 90s what with her parachute shorts that are overly exaggerated by her tiny little waist. On the brightside, everything else is looking hot as usual, but half of that comment stems from my fine tuned X-ray vision.
Seeing Ziyi Zhang featured on the September 08 issue of the Chinese Harper’s Bazaar has got me wondering… If all Asian people look the same, then why the hell don’t they look like her? I’d trade in all those pigeon toed middle aged Asian girls that look like they’re 12, just to have one of these. I’d wrap it in a protective coating of plastic, place it on my shelf and admire her for days to come.
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Britney Jean Spears was born in rural Louisiana. She loved singing since childhood. She sang with the choir in her local church and even sang on national television as a Star Search contestant.
Although refused when she auditioned for "The All New Mickey Mouse Club (1989 TV series) " at 8, she starred in several TV advertisements and an off broad-way play "Ruthless" when she moved to New York under the help of one of the show's producers. In the next three years, she studied at the famous Off Broadway Dance Center and at the Professional Performing Arts School. When she auditioned for a part in "Mickey Mouse" again at 11, she won a role as a "Mouseketeer."
When she moved to her hometown and returned to high school after doing the show, she led a normal teenager's life. But her pursuing a career as a singer didn't stop. Britney set off to the big apple again. She tried in vain to send out demo tapes to various labels including Sony and Mercury. Finally, Jive Records signed with her.
In late 1998, Jive released Britney's debut single "Baby one more time" which was a pop hit around the Globe. Her debut album was released a few months later in early 1999 and like the single took to the top of the album charts, which won her awards such as the 1999 MTV Europe Awards for Best Female Artist, Best Pop Artist and Best Breakthrough Artist.
At just 18, Britney released her second album "Oops! I did it again."
2001 was a banner year for her, as she cohosted the American Music Awards with LL Cool J, sang with Aerosmith, N Sync, Nelly, and Mary J. Blige at the Super Bowl, and signed a multimillion-dollar endorsement deal with Pepsi. Her third album was released, which spawned hits like "Overprotected," "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" and "Slave 4 U."
A year later she starred in the movie "Crossroads" and also appeared as host and performer on "Saturday Night Live. "
After her public breakup with Justin Timberlake in 2002, the once-chaste Spears began showing up in tabloids and entertainment news shows due to her heavy partying and rebellious lifestyle.
On Sept. 18, 2004, Britney married her former backup dancer, Kevin Federline. They have two babies but
divorced in late 2006.
Vida Guerra. Celebrity Catwalk for Charity. Okay, now that we have that all out of the way, let’s get past the superficial: past the ugly face, hair, and makeup, and take a good look at those breasts. Can anyone say Wonder Bra? This girl made sure she was going to take a good damn picture. She lathered those lightly tanned babies up in oil and squeezed into that tight little dress (let’s ignore the fact she’s kinda spilling out of it) and said “Look at me world! Men for ages to come will be drooling over my rack…at least on the internet!” And she was right…at least for the next five minutes.
Here we have Katie Downes, some blond, and a girl with the head of a fifteen year old doing what they were born to do: being scantily clad in the eyes of the public. In these shots for Lingerie in London, I can’t see why this shouldn’t legally be the appropriate dress for all females worldwide.
Within hours of her latest performance at the Rock in Seine festival in France, Amy Winehouse cancels claiming that she was too sick to pull her lazy ass out of bed. Not coming as a real surprise, since she canceled the same show last year, organizers might be looking for some legal action.
Her spokesman Chris Goodman told People, “It’s nothing serious. It’s just a normal illness—she hasn’t visited a hospital or anything like that. She’s at home in bed, just unable to sing.”
Yeah, we know the deal, she was probably too busy snorting her weight in fairy dust to care to make it to that silly show. But you have to admit they should have saw that coming, or at least knew that if she did show up, she was going to use her projectile vomit super powers to forecast light showers for everyone in the front row.
