Beyonce’s Ass Makes An Appearance

Other than the hundreds of other celebrities that showed up to the American Music Awards, the two biggest stars showed up at the same exact time. Beyonce’s ass and Beyonce’s cleavage.

Now, is it just me, or has Beyonce seemingly grown? I mean, I would like to ask her if she’s pregnant, but then I’d probably be castrated because there’s nothing worse than asking a “thick” girl, who isn’t pregnant, if she’s pregnant. You would become the personification of every fat joke she’s ever heard and after she had a quick snack, you’d understand what it felt like to be hit by a Mac truck and live.

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