You've got to be kidding

It appears that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, who are “famous” for doing nothing, are visiting the troops in Iraq.

“My [late] brother was an airborne ranger, so it’s very important for me to go over there and support the troops,” she says.

Adds Pratt, “It would be an honor and a blessing to get over there and pump them up and cheer them on.”

I can’t wait to hear that they got booed off stage. What the hell are guys who are in Iraq going to think when a douchebag gets up there and tells them he’s pround of them. They have no idea who the fuck these two are. The only way it would be entertaining is if Heidi got nude and sexed up every soldier in attendance.

Brooke Hogan can go jump off a cliff

Filthy doesn’t even begin to describe you Brooke Hogan.

Your stupid little blog did the world absolutely nothing. You blame the media for your brother being irresponsible? That just shows people how extremely crass you are. You want to know why you have your own reality show? Because everyone loves a dumb blond bitch- and that’s really unfortunate.

If Jessica Simpson wanted your show, trust me she’d get that shit in a heart beat. You can’t even sing Brooke, you can’t dress- you look like a man. No matter how much sun you get while tanning, Chris Crocker would still look unbelievable next to you.

Please do us all a favor, get off our TV’s and jump off a cliff.

Jessica Alba grew a pair

It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid. Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same. Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back. I’d love to be proven wrong though, so Jessica, if you’re reading this, give us the ‘ol bend over in the bikini trick. That’s the only way to really tell.

SNSD cosplay for MapleStory

Korean pop group Girls’ Generation (SNSD) is appointed the product ambassador for Nexon, the Korean company which operates MapleStory, a popular massively multiplayer online role-playing game.

Some Maple-Style promotional photos released by Nexon, pretty cute…

Jessica Simpson makes me throw up

This is absolutely awful.

I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrities trying to look all innocent and sweet. What the hell is this kind of cover for an album? Do you know? Yes I know. You suck at singing Jessica Simpson- we all know. Hell, you got your ass booed you stupid bitch.

What are you playing at? You think everyone’s going to love you because you changed your genre to country? Def.not. Change isn’t working for you. Time to call it quits. You’ve been defeated.

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2008 Beijing Olympics song"Welcome to Beijing" MV(full)

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron are horny

Thats so effing appropriate when you have millions of children watching you on Disney.

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron need to get their shit private. Honestly, what the bloody hell are they thinking? If they’re so horny to get their freak on, just take it to the bed inside a room. We all know they’re screwing each other left to right, so there’s no point in denying it. Christ…at least wait ’till High School Musical 3 is broadcasted, then make a sex tape or something.

Disgusting.

Britney Spears shows her kids how to smoke

We always knew Britney was a bit wack.

Here she is teaching her child how to smoke! I can hear her now: “Ya’ll gotta inhale deeplay and then ya’ll gotta hold yer breath until yall can’t see no more!”

What an idiot. Right when I was giving her kudos for being clean of irresponsibility, she’s smoking with her children. I thought this Britney Spears bullshit was over. Guess not.

At least K-Fed has custody of the munchkins.

Lindsay Lohan's dad's paternity test delayed

Actress Lindsay Lohan poses at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles June 1, 2008. (Xinhua/Reuters Photo)

BEIJING, July 19 -- Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan will have to wait a little longer to find out whether 13 year old Ashley Kaufmann is his biological daughter or not as his paternity test has been delayed.

Lohan is doubtful that Ashley is his daughter, and is anxious to take the test.

However, the company that was going to carry it out, has now told Michael that it will not be able to proceed with test without a court order.

"I got a letter saying I need something from the court before they'll process anything. And I didn't get that before. So, now I have to go back to my attorney," E! Online quoted Michael Lohan, as saying.

New Miss Hong Kong: Edelweiss Cheung

Edelweiss Cheung, a 22-year-old student, is crowned the Miss Hong Kong at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008. Edelweiss Cheung (C, champion), Skye Chan (L, runner-up), and Sire Ma (second runner-up) pose together at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008. Skye Chan, runner-up of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant, poses at the final at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008. Sire Ma, second runner-up of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant, poses at the final at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008. Edelweiss Cheung is crowned the Miss Hong Kong at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008. Entertainer Leon Lai (R), a judge of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant, poses with veteran singer-actress Mona Fong at the final of the pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008. Pop star Joey Yung performs at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.

The Dark Knight was INCREDIBLE!!!!

I don’t even know where to start. I don’t even know how to begin. I suppose we shall start in the beginning.

Batman Begins came out in 2005 with an amazing cast- minus Katie Holmes. After seeing that one I was like yeah there’s no effing way that The Dark Knight is going to blow me away. Holy shit, I was so damn wrong. That movie was epic.

It set a record of $18.5 million from just the midnight preview screening. The response was incredible. This is only because the movie itself was incredible. The acting was phenomenal- take the late Heath Ledger. At first I thought, well this dude is just getting a lot of kudos because he passed away. Nope, I was wrong.

His performance was by far the BEST I have ever seen for any villan. Christ, he was able to execute the perfect Joker. There wasn’t a lot of blood, but there was fear. Everyone did an excellent job. I was very happy NOT to see Katie Holmes. Maggie Gyllenhaal was the elegant, sexy, and smart Rachel in the movie. Christian Bales was hot as ever. He is my FAVORITE Batman and I hope to see more of his sexy body. I wonder who will be the next villan in the next Batman. My money is either on poison ivy or the synaptic kid.

I award this movie an A+++!!!!

Damn I'm Old: Celebrity Birthdays

These celebrities were born on July 19:

Michelle Heaton is 28.
Jared Padalecki is 26.
Clea Lewis is 44.
Vikki Carr is 67.
Vinessa Shaw is 32.
Campbell Scott is 47.

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Michelle Christine Heaton (born 19 July 1979) is a British pop singer, television personality, and recently a glamour model as well. She was married to former boyband member Andy Scott-Lee.

A former student of Emmanuel City Technology College in Gateshead, Heaton began her singing career in the band Sirens with other girls from the northeast of England. She auditioned and made the final ten for girl band Girl Thing and then rose to fame when she took part in the ITV reality television show Popstars. Heaton reached the final ten but was not selected for the five member band Hear'Say. Soon after, she and the other four unsuccessful applicants formed Liberty X which consisted of herself, Tony Lundon, Kevin Simm, Kelli Young, and Jessica Taylor, signing a record deal with Virgin Records.

Liberty X enjoyed seven Top 10 singles from 2001 to 2005. Their biggest hit, "Just a Little", reached Number 1 in May 2002. "Thinking It Over", "Got To Have Your Love", "Song 4 Lovers", and "Holding on for You" all reached the top 5 in the UK Singles Chart.

Their debut album, Thinking It Over, reached Number 3 in June 2002. Liberty X released another 2 albums, Being Somebody and X, which reached Numbers 12 and 27, respectively.

Liberty X won 2 Brit Awards: for Best British Single and Best British Breakthrough Artist.

From 2004 until 2007, Heaton contributed a regular column to the Hotstars section of OK! magazine. In 2004, she appeared in the fitness DVD Liberty X-Toned.

HOT[Liu Yi Fei ] [Virginity ] [Lin Chiling ] [first Chinese album ]
[Sexy] [nude] [Paris Hilton] [Britney Spears ] [topless] [Jessica Alba]

Duffy - Performing Xbox 360 New Music Game LIPS

International recording artist, Duffy announced the launch of brand new music game on Xbox 360 called “Lips” at E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo), which is taking place all week in Los Angeles. To help Xbox with the launch of this all-new music franchise, Duffy performed her hit song “Mercy” on stage (via the new game).

International recording artist Duffy rocked the house at E3 in Los Angeles this week, showcasing Xbox 360’s new music game “Lips” which allows fans to perform songs downloaded from their own music library.

Katie Holmes: Puke Face

NO! NO! NO!

WHAT IS THIS THE 50’s??? Never ever again do that to yourself Katie Holmes. Holy shitters confritters nobody should ever repeat this fashion faux pa- unless it’s Halloween. Did you borrow that makeup from a tranny?

Agh! That hair reminds me of a toupe! I frown upon this look Katie-switch it up!

Lauren Conrad is a fake

Wow, someone PLEASE cancel The Hills.

Holy snickerdoodles, this bitch is so fake. I actually LIKED THE HILLS! An insider has revealed that Lauren Conrad’s job as a PR at People’s Revolution is just to make her look productive for the show!!!

She doesn’t do SHIT when off cameras. Dumb-ass unemployed hoe. Employees there were actually told to bring 3 outfits to make it look like liar Lauren was working there 3 different days. F***ing A!

Why do we have reality shows about people who do NOTHING?!

Kate Perry is one direct artist

Kate Perry recently had an interview with magazine Steppin’ Out.

I def. enjoyed reading it! She was so direct, so honest! Usually artists like to be fake and only speak about what their publicist tells them to say. When asked who she would make out with she said:

“Miley Cyrus!”

I literally laughed my ass off. Perry joked around and told the magazine.

“How hilarious would that be? Althought I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definiely help mine!”

Hell yes it would help your career, and then help Miley’s career as a media slut. Haha way to go Kate, you def. know what would up your game.

Hayden, stop singing

http://obabes.blogspot.com/search/label/Sexy

Yes Hayden we’re all laughing at your new single too!!!

Listen to Hayden Pantyhair’s single. It’s called Wake Up Call. This bitch needs one. Who told her to go sing? Stick to Heroes Hayden- stick to acting. You are NOT a singer. That shit was worse than Paris’ Stars Are Blind. It was even worse than Heidi’s Fashion single.

If it’s anyone I want to hear singing it’s Milo. He’s just sooooo hot. Hayden makes me sick.

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Baby Honor Marie

Ok! Magazine must be making shitloads with all the baby pictures.

What an adorable baby Jessica Alba has given birth to. She is beaming with her newborn and looks flawless!!! The full scoop on the interview comes out this Thursday.

My favorite quote was when Cash said:

“I want her [Honor Marie] to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica-I’d kill myself!”

Haha, what a great sense of humor, but I’m pretty sure Honor will dazzle everyone with the years to come…so keep protecting your cub Cash.

Britney Spears is going to be amazing

I totally love Britney Spears right now.

Alright, alright- she’s been through some sticky situations but she’s been tyring to get her act together. Like damn, this girl was really controlled when she was younger- so no wonder she’s a train wreck.

Anywho, she’s filming that video for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour. So here’s a picture of whats expected. Her hair reminds me of the way it was in I’m A Slave 4 U. Sooo hopefully her body meets those standards because that video was soooooo hot!

Oh and these pictures are her trapped in the elevator!!! Gosh darn I cannot wait to see it!

More Drama At ‘The Hills’ House – Guest House Investigated!

Could there be more trouble at hand for “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad surrounding her Hollywood home, which is featured prominently as a shooting location for the hit MTV show?

Access has learned that the City of Los Angeles’ Department of Building and Safety is investigating whether or not there is an illegal residence on Conrad’s property.

On “The Hills,” Audrina Patridge lives in the back guest house. However, according to the Multiple Listing Service, the house is not permitted for a second dwelling. It’s permitted for only one dwelling, which has seven rooms total – three bedrooms and one full bath.

The details for Second Unit permits are listed in Appendix VI, Section VI F of the Department of Building and Safety’s Building Permit and Clearance Handbook. The property is zoned as LAR1, which means a Single Family residence with one dwelling.

The investigation by the city could explain blog reports last week of a moving truck sighted out front.

MTV had no comment about this investigation and Lauren’s spokesperson has not replied.

Additionally, a source tells Access that on Sunday morning at around 1 AM, several cars filled with girls and guys parked outside of Lauren’s house, yelled profanities, honked their horns, and then drove off. They returned again at 1:30, and again at 1:45, the source (who witnessed & heard the incident) says.

Gisele Lets It All Hang Out!

Gisele Bundchen let it all hang out for the latest issue of V Magazine and then actually formed some coherent sentences during an interview. Small victories. Despite answering the question of what she’s most passionate about with a simple “the destruction of our planet,” Gisele had plenty to say when it came to the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair scandal:

Can you believe this is news? It’s ridiculous. And the politicians aren’t going to create any laws about this [kind of media saturation]. They’re very happy with it. They can go around doing what they want and no one cares because we’re more concerned about some 15-year-old girl holding a sheet in a picture. No one cares about what [the politicians are] screwing up, or how much money is being lost.

Miley Cyrus in Sex and the City?

Miley Cyrus, wearing a blonde wig while filming her new Hannah Montana movie, says she wants to be a part of a show like Sex & the City. Keep in mind this chick is 15.

“I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City,” Miley Cyrus, 15, tells TV Guide.

(She previously told Vanity Fair that the HBO series is her favorite show. She later issued a statement clarifying that she only watches the edited, TBS version).

Still, she says she won’t be having sex anytime soon.

“I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand,” Cyrus goes on.

Like her pals the Jonas Brothers, Cyrus wears a purity ring.

“Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall,” she says, “and I think if [abstaining] is a commitment girls make, that’s great.”

What the hell is going on? These 15 year old girls are getting into sex way too early. When I was 15, I could barely put on my underwear without almost busting a load on myself. How can 15 year old kids be expected to please these women? It’s not possible! Wait until you’re about 16 or 17, when you can actually hold out longer than 2 minutes to have sex. Or wait until you’re 24 to lose your virginity like I did. I held out for a whole 3 minutes!!

BONUS: Fellow 15 year old Selena Gomez filming some Disney show too.

Jennifer Lopez needs to be stopped

Just when you thought Jennifer Lopez couldn’t be anymore of an insufferable bitch, she suprises you with this gem.

The actress apparently insists on dressing her five-month-old twins in new designer gear every day.
We’re told: “Jennifer was approached by a charity and asked to donate some dresses for a celebrity auction. She agreed and donated a gorgeous £5,000 frock.
“She also offered some of Max and Emme’s clothes, telling organisers that she never lets them ‘repeat’ outfits.
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“But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over Û1,000 (£500) each.”

When I have kids they are going to be dressed in burlap sacks. Kids screw up all thier clothes. They’re kids. They’re alwaysrunning around in mud and eating spaghetti with their hands. I’ll be damned if my kid isn’t wearing the same Ninja Turtles T-Shirt everyday.

Katy Perry is a Pedophile

Apparently trying to make the papers by saying something shocking, Katy Perry said she wants to kiss Miley Cyrus.

Katy Perry sings the summer’s sexiest song “I Kissed a Girl.”

So who’s her dream same sex smooch?

“Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. “She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.”

I guess she doesn’t realize Miley is only 15. Or maybe she does and she’s trying to be cool and anti-establishment. I hate it when these chicks try to act punk rock and there’s nothing behind it. You want to be punk? Go punch a priest in the face. That’s hardcore. Not saying that you want to make out with a 15 year old.

Izabel Goulart in Arena Magazine

Now that Alessandra Ambrosio is having a baby and Adriana Lima is getting married, Izabel Goulart and Marisa Miller are racing to become the IT girl for Victoria Secret. It’s a close race mostly because the both of them are insanely hot. Izabel may not be as chesty as Marisa but as her spread in next month’s Arena clearly shows, she’s got other tricks to keep her on top.