Paris Hilton Endangers Orphans

Paris Hilton has decided to reach into the depths of her good heart and decided to donate clothing to a children’s charity. According to Contact Music, Paris said,

“I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”

I would commend Paris Hilton for being such a kind and generous soul, but I’m pretty sure there are some STDs that can live on clothing and if there aren’t, I’m sure Paris Hilton has managed to create one. So instead of killing off a bunch orphans, she should just jump into a bathtub of Clorox bleach to kill off her diseases.

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