Lindsay Lohan leaving the Gucci store in Maui (4/26)
Turns out Lindsay Lohan doesn't have an eating disorder. Nope, she's just losing a ton of weight so Sam Ronson will pay attention to her. Awww, young love. A friend of Lindsay's told People:
"She is a self-destructive person. It's all part of her cry for attention. She wants Sam to see how bad she's hurting and she wants Hollywood to see her as a 'tortured artist' who is wasting away ... This is a symptom of something much bigger - a desperate need to be noticed."
If Lindsay really wants "to get attention," I think we can all agree that there are better ways for her to go about doing it:
Commit suicide Get a job Take off her top. Besides, in order to win back Sam's affections, the last thing Lindsay needs to do is lose any more weight. On the contrary, she actually needs to put on a few pounds -- in her fingers.