Scary, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and her friend in Maui (4/27)

You're from Norway and you're on vacation in Maui this week. You've never heard of Lindsay Lohan. You walk down a path and see that. Do you have any other thought besides "Oh fuck, these two junkies are gonna steal my rental car"? I say no.

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Paris got groped,

Paris Hilton outside h.wood nightclub in Hollywood

A huge brawl broke out at h.wood nightclub earlier this morning after a dude grabbed Paris Hilton's tits. After the grab, Paris' boyfriend Doug Reinhardt pushed the guy away, but the guy's friend threw a beer bottle at Doug's head and all chaos broke loose. Meanwhile, Paris brushed off the sexual assault and danced on a table. Of course. RadarOnline has the details:

The club’s promoter grabbed the bottle thrower and put him in a headlock. At the same time, in all the chaos, someone pushed Paris, who fell into a group of people. Those people converged around Paris to keep her safe from the fighting.

Meanwhile, Doug was punching the bottle thrower, who was still in a headlock and they ended up on the floor together. The guy who started it all by grabbing Paris’ chest joined in and was punching Doug.

Frankie Delgado jumped into the action (literally jumping over people), and kicked the fight-starting, boob-grabber in the head. People were screaming in fear.

Club security rushed over but the fight continued even as they tried to break it up. Lotsa fighters got tossed from the club when it was all sorted out.

And in typical bizarre Hollywood fashion, as the fight was going on, the DJ put on “Stars Are Blind.” Yup, that’s the song by Paris. And while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her honor, she got up on a table and started dancing to her own song!

Wow, talk about no patience whatsoever. There's no need to grab Paris' tits. Dude, just wait your turn. Because you will eventually get a chance to fuck her. Paris is a lot like waiting in line at the DMV. Sure there may be 75 guys in front of you, but you will eventually be serviced.

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Lindsay's weight loss is a strategy

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Lindsay Lohan leaving the Gucci store in Maui (4/26)

Turns out Lindsay Lohan doesn't have an eating disorder. Nope, she's just losing a ton of weight so Sam Ronson will pay attention to her. Awww, young love. A friend of Lindsay's told People:

"She is a self-destructive person. It's all part of her cry for attention. She wants Sam to see how bad she's hurting and she wants Hollywood to see her as a 'tortured artist' who is wasting away ... This is a symptom of something much bigger - a desperate need to be noticed."

If Lindsay really wants "to get attention," I think we can all agree that there are better ways for her to go about doing it: Commit suicide Get a job Take off her top. Besides, in order to win back Sam's affections, the last thing Lindsay needs to do is lose any more weight. On the contrary, she actually needs to put on a few pounds -- in her fingers.

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Straight to DVD, Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel is a failure

Hope you weren't planning on seeing Jessica Biel's newest film -- officially called "Powder Blue" but will forever be known as "That movie where Jessica Biel shows her tits" -- in the theatre. It's going straight to DVD. Which is probably for the best. Can you imagine how creepy opening night would have been? You'd have 100 guys in sunglasses and loose sweatpants climbing over each other in an attempt to get a seat in the very back of the theatre. From the New York Post:

Jessica Biel -- one of the sexiest, most beautiful women in the world -- has had bad luck with her latest movies, and hasn't been seen on the big screen since "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" two years ago. Not even scenes of Biel dancing topless as a stripper in "Powder" -- co-starring Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and Lisa Kudrow -- could get the somber drama a theatrical release. "Powder" is going straight to DVD in June.

Let's be honest. With most of her talent located primarily in her ass, is anyone really surprised that this is where Jessica's career has ended up? Besides, most of her fans aren't interested in seeing her star in a big-budget movie that has a wide theatrical release. They'd rather see her star in a low-budget "art film" that results in a hand release.

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Midnight T&A: Maja Latinovic

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Nice: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a dumbass

While on vacation in Mexico yesterday, Kim Kardashian fell asleep in the sun. And that happened. She wrote on her blog:

I am so sunburned and need help! I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?

Kim has to "hide from cameras for days"? I guess that means Reggie Bush isn't getting laid for a while. *rimshot*

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Potheads: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt out and about in West Hollywood (4/8)

Remember the pic of the bong on his kitchen counter Spencer Pratt accidentally posted on his Twitter last week? Some people were claiming it was a huge pepper grinder, like Spencer lives in a fucking restaurant or something. Oh hey, according to the Star, guess which annoying couple was recently seen at a medical marijuana store in L.A.:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going to pot! And Star has learned the couple may even be card-carrying users. They were spotted going into The Farmacy, a medical marijuana facility, in L.A. just before closing time on April 3. No one gets beyond the dispensary's lobby without a doctor's recommendation, one worker says.

In California, people suffering from chronic pain and other illnesses can get a medical marijuana card with a doctor's prescription. "It's not like Heidi and Spencer seem sick or anything," says a witness. "I can't imagine why they would need to be there. They were definitely trying not to be noticed. I guess they don't want their fans to think they smoke!"

It's obvious why Heidi and Spencer would be seen at a medical marijuana store -- they're both suffering "chronic pain" . . . from each other. Frankly, there's not enough weed in all of Humboldt County to ease the agony I'd be going through if I had to spend more than two seconds with either one of those two clowns. Let's just hope they do us all a favor next week when they're seen entering a gun range for "relationship counseling."

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The Daily Bikini: Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton bikini pics!

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Paris Hilton, Steve Angello, Hero's career taking off

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at Bravo's 2nd Annual A-List Awards at the Orpheum Theatre in L.A.

The hero who kicked Paris Hilton out of his deejay booth in Miami a few weeks ago has suddenly found his career taking off. There is a god. From the New York Post:

Just a few years ago, if a deejay had gotten into a fight with Paris Hilton, the deejay's career would probably have been over. Not anymore. Steve Angello, who famously had Hilton kicked out of his music booth a few weeks back, has seen his career take off. He's spinning at the opening of the new Opium at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Fla., this weekend, and Hilton's former pal, Kim Kardashian, will be doing a ribbon-cutting to celebrate the gig.

First Lindsay, now Paris. What's the world coming to when Hollywood deejays don't want to be seen with talentless, disease-riddled skanks? If kicking Paris out of his booth really has led to success for Steve Angello, using the same logic, we can assume that Samantha Ronson's career is about to take off as well. Who knows, maybe someday soon she'll be spinning her records at the White House, Buckingham Palace, or some place even more desirable in her eyes: Valley State Prison for Women.

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American socialite, heiress, media personality, model, singer, songwriter, author, fashion designer and actress. She is a great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton (founder of Hilton Hotels). Hilton is best known for her controversial appearance in a sex tape in 2003, and appearance on the television series The Simple Life alongside fellow socialite and childhood best friend Nicole Richie. She is also known for her 2004 tongue-in-cheek autobiography, several minor film roles (most notably her role in the horror film House of Wax in 2005), her 2006 music album Paris, and her work in modeling. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton also served a widely publicized sentence in a Los Angeles County jail in 2007.

Early life

Hilton was born in New York City, New York, to Richard, a businessman, and his wife, Kathy Hilton (née Avanzino), a socialite and actress. She is the oldest of four children: she has one sister, Nicholai Olivia "Nicky" Hilton (b. 1983) and two brothers, Barron Nicholas Hilton II (b. 1989) and Conrad Hughes Hilton III (b. 1994). Hilton is of Norwegian, German, English, Irish, and Italian ancestry. She is a niece of two child stars of the 1970s, Kim and Kyle Richards.

Hilton moved between several exclusive homes in her youth, including a suite in the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in Manhattan, Beverly Hills, and the Hamptons. As a child she was good friends with other socialites, including Nicole Richie and Kim Kardashian. She attended her freshman year of high school at the Marywood-Palm Valley School in Rancho Mirage, California followed by a short time at Convent of the Sacred Heart (which she attended with Lady Gaga) and the Dwight School in New York for her sophomore and junior years. She was then transferred to the Canterbury Boarding School, in New Milford, Connecticut where she was a member of the ice hockey team. In February 1999, she was expelled for violating the school rules and later earned her GED.

In December 2007, Hilton's grandfather Barron Hilton pledged 97 percent of his estate to a charitable organization founded by his father, the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. An immediate pledge of $1.2 billion was made, with a further $1.1 billion due after his death. He cited his father's actions as the motivation for his pledge. According to reports, the potential inheritance of his grandchildren is sharply diminished.

Career

Hilton has worked as a model, actress, singer, and engaged in occasional business pursuits. According to Forbes Magazine, she earned approximately $2 million in 2003–2004, $6.5 million in 2004–2005, and $7 million in 2005–2006.

As a model

Hilton began modeling as a child, initially at charity events. When she was 19, she signed with Donald Trump's modeling agency, T Management. Hilton has also worked with Ford Models in New York, Models 1 Agency in London, Nous Model Management in Los Angeles, and Premier Model Management in London. She has appeared in numerous advertising campaigns, including Iceberg Vodka, GUESS, Tommy Hilfiger, Christian Dior, and Marciano. In 2001, Hilton began to develop a reputation as a socialite, being identified as "New York's leading It Girl" whose fame was beginning to "extend beyond the New York tabloids". She has appeared in several magazines, including the April 2004 issue of Maxim.

As a media personality
Film

Hilton at the Sundance Film Festival in 2008Hilton has made cameo appearances in several films, notably Zoolander, Wonderland, and The Cat In The Hat. She landed minor and supporting roles in the feature films Nine Lives, Raising Helen, The Hillz, and House of Wax. Her role as Paige Edwards in House of Wax won the Teen Choice Award for "Best Scream" and earned her a nomination for "Choice Breakout Performance – Female". (It also won her the 2005 Razzie for "Worst Supporting Actress" at the 2005 Golden Raspberry Awards.) She also earned a nomination for "Best Frightened Performance" at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards. She landed her first lead roles in 2006 with the straight-to-DVD releases National Lampoon's Pledge This! and Bottoms Up. She plays the Hottie in the box office bomb romantic comedy The Hottie and the Nottie, released in 2008. She also had a minor cameo appearance as herself in An American Carol.

More recently, Hilton plays Amber Sweet, the surgery- and painkiller-addicted daughter of a biotech magnate in the goth/rock musical Repo! The Genetic Opera. Critics have responded positively to her performance in the film, in which she sings and acts. In an interview Repo! director Darren Lynn Bousman revealed that he had originally refused to audition Hilton for the role of Amber Sweet. "I broke down," says Bousman, "and I met with her, and immediately she charmed everyone in the room." In the same interview, Bousman also revealed that Hilton was so keen to get the part that she had the script smuggled in to her during her much publicized stint in a Los Angeles jail, and used her time inside to work on her role.

Television

Paris Hilton in Cannes during the Film festivalHilton co-starred with her friend Nicole Richie in the Fox reality series The Simple Life, which premiered on December 2, 2003. The Simple Life ran for three seasons on Fox. The show was cancelled by Fox after a dispute between Hilton and Richie, but it was subsequently aired by E! Entertainment Television for the fourth and fifth seasons. Despite talks of a sixth season, the series finished its run at the end of the fifth season. In March 2008, it was reported that Hilton would star in a new MTV reality series tentatively titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF, about her looking for a new best friend. The series premiered on September 30, 2008.

Hilton has also guest-starred in episodes of the popular tv-show The O.C., The George Lopez Show, Las Vegas, American Dreams, Dogg After Dark, and Veronica Mars. Furthermore, she appeared in several music videos, including "It Girl" by John Oates and "Just Lose It" by Eminem. Planning is underway for an eponymous cartoon series following the animated life of Hilton, her sister Nicky, and her dog Tinkerbell, which began filming in September 2007. In April 2008, she guest starred on the My Name is Earl episode "I Won't Die with a Little Help from My Friends". On January 29, 2009, Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, began airing on ITV2 in England. The second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF premiered on June 2, 2009. In June 2009, Hilton shot "Paris Hilton's Dubai BFF". Runner-up of the British series Kat McKenzie died on July 3, 2009 of a suspected overdose.

Hilton guest-starred in the fifth episode of Supernatural's fifth season. "Paris Hilton is playing a demonic creature that takes the form of... Paris Hilton," creator and executive producer Eric Kripke said in a statement. "It'll be a fun, irreverent episode and we here at Supernatural are thrilled that Paris agreed to do it."

Hilton guest starred in an episode of I Get That a Lot in 2010, on CBS, as a petrol service-station attendant.

Recording artist
2004–07: Paris

Hilton founded Heiress Records, a sub-label of Warner Bros. Records, in 2004 and released her self-titled debut album, Paris, under that label on August 22, 2006. Although the album reached number six on the Billboard 200 for a week, its total sales volume has been low – but the first single "Stars Are Blind" was a top ten hit in 17 countries. Allmusic commented that the album was "more fun than anything released by Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson, and a lot fresher, too." As a whole, critical reception was mixed. Paris Hilton can also be heard singing on the soundtrack to the musical Repo! The Genetic Opera. In an interview, the director, Darren Lynn Bousman, praised her vocal skills. When talking about Paris' vocal audition process for the role, Bouseman said, "We gave her some music and said, 'You have one day to come back and perform this.' She came back the next day, memorized everything, was pitch-perfect, I mean she was awesome."

2007–present: Untitled second album

On July 16, 2007, Hilton confirmed that she was working on a new album with producer Scott Storch. In a recent interview with MTV, Hilton decided that her second album is going to be a dance album. She stated that she "loves Bob Sinclar" and wants to create dance-music vibe. Hilton has installed a professional recording studio in her house to work on the album. On September 30, 2008, Hilton premiered her song "My BFF" on KIIS-FM with host Ryan Seacrest. It is the first single from her as yet untitled second studio album and the theme song of her show Paris Hilton's My New BFF.[39] Hilton stated that she finished working on the album. A second song "Paris For President" was released along with a music video late October 2008.

For her second studio album, she has confirmed six tracks: "Jailhouse Baby", "Platinum Blonde", "Crave" and "My BFF", "Paris For President", and "Girl Tax", "My BFF" and "Paris For President" were released in 2008 as the first two singles. In November 2008, Hilton talked with Entertainment Weekly backstage at the American Music Awards and she told them that she has finished her second album, and "wrote all the songs". The album is featuring production by Mike Green who worked with the bands Paramore and The Matches. In December 2008, she was looking for a label to release her album, she told Entertainment Weekly. "I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with," she said. "I'm figuring it out right now." Later that month she stated her intention to release her album under her own record label Heiress Records. As of yet it is currently unreleased.

As an author

Further information: Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose and Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All to Me
In the autumn of 2004, Hilton released an autobiographical book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose, co-written by Merle Ginsberg, which includes full color photographs of her and her advice on life as an heiress. Hilton reportedly received a $100,000 advance payment for this book. Some in the media panned the writing as amateurish, and the book was parodied by Robert Mundell on The Late Show with David Letterman. The book became a New York Times bestseller. Hilton followed it up with a designer diary, also with Ginsberg, called Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All to Me.

On September 2009, Hilton's quote: "Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in" has been added to The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations.

Standing as a celebrity

She denied proclaiming herself as the "iconic blonde of the decade" such as Diana, Princess of Wales, and Marilyn Monroe in the May 2007 issue of Harper's Bazaar. She appeared in the 2007 Guinness World Records as the world's "Most Overrated Celebrity". In a poll conducted by the Associated Press and AOL, Hilton was voted the second "Worst Celebrity Role Model of 2006", behind Britney Spears. Critics suggest that Hilton epitomizes the title of famous for being famous; echoing that sentiment, the Associated Press conducted what they called an experiment in February 2007, trying not to report on Hilton for a whole week.

Kirsten Dunst, This is disturbing

Kirsten Dunst out and about in L.A.

A lot of people say if they had a time machine they'd go back to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock or 2004 and bet on the Red Sox to win the World Series. Me? I'd go back to 1981 and light Kirsten Dunst's dad's testicles on fire. "Let's see you reproduce now motherfucker!"

 

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Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas,Totally missed this

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巧克力 (Chocolate Lai)

巧克力 (real name 賴亭君, Christina Lai), was featured in Taiwan’s April 2009 issue of FHM magazine. Her stage name is means “chocolate” in English; she is a student and professional model. She has a personal blog under monicker chocolatelai.

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林葦茹 (Ruru Lin)

Another photo from April 2009 edition of FHM is Ruru Lin in a horse-racing advertisement! Sexy!

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Midnight T&A: Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima

Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima

From Wikipedia

Adriana Francesca Lima (born June 12, 1981) is a Brazilian model, best known as a Victoria's Secret Angel since 2000, and as a spokesmodel for Maybelline cosmetics from 2003 to 2009. At age 15, Lima finished first in Ford's "Supermodel of Brazil" competition, and took second place the following year in the Ford "Supermodel of the World" competition before signing with Elite Model Management in New York City.

Lima is probably best known for her work with Victoria's Secret. Her first fashion show for the company came in 1999, and since being contracted as an Angel in 2000, she has appeared on subsequent shows ever since, opening the show in 2003, 2007, 2008, and 2010. Lima has appeared on several television ads for the brand, including the praised and criticized "Angel in Venice" commercial of 2003 with Bob Dylan and her solo Victoria's Secret's Super Bowl XLII ad, the single most-seen ad of the game, watched by 103.7 million viewers. 2008 continued for Lima with hosting the What Is Sexy? program for the E! Entertainment Network and a July tour for the BioFit Uplift Bra launch, with stops in Long Island, Boston, and Miami Beach. She was also featured in November's Miracle Bra relaunch. Topping the year off, Lima wore the "Fantasy Bra" for the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The bra, created by American jewelry designer Martin Katz, was set with 3,575 black diamonds, 117 certified 1 carat (200 mg) white round diamonds, 34 rubies, and two black diamond drops totaling 100 carats (20 g). Valued at over $5 million, the bra carried more than 1,500 carats (300 g). In 2009, Lima launched the company's new makeup line, "Christian Siriano for VS Makeup."

In addition to her native Portuguese, Lima speaks English, French, and a bit of Italian and Spanish.[27] Lima was shy around boys when she was younger, not receiving her first kiss until she was 17 years old. Afterwards, the boy went directly to her mother to ask if he could marry her.[28] She is a devout Catholic who attends church every Sunday.[29] In April 2006, she told GQ that she was a virgin. "Sex is for after marriage," she explained. "They [men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there's no respect, that means they don't want me."[29] Characterizing her religious roots, she is known for taking a Bible backstage to read.[30]

She has been romantically linked to musician/singer Lenny Kravitz and Prince Wenzeslaus of Liechtenstein. In November 2007, it was confirmed that Lima was dating Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić.[31][32] Originally, the couple planned on a large wedding in Salvador, set to place in June 2009. Eventually, they eloped in a private civil ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on St. Valentine's Day in February 2009, with plans for two separate weddings in their respective hometowns at the end of 2009. In May 2009, it was reported that Lima applied for Serbian citizenship. Shortly thereafter, she announced that she was pregnant and expecting her first child around Thanksgiving. The couple's daughter, Valentina Lima Jarić (Serbian: Валентина Лима Јарић), was born on November 15, 2009. Valentina was born at 34 weeks gestation, weighing just 4.4 lb (2.0 kg), due to Lima's suffering from preeclampsia.

Lima does charitable work helping with an orphanage, "Caminhos da Luz" (Ways of Light), located in her hometown. She helps with construction to expand the orphanage, and buys clothes for poor children in Salvador, Bahia. She appeared on Var mısın? Yok musun?, the Turkish version of Deal or No Deal, where her prize money went to a hospital in Istanbul for children fighting leukemia.

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Quickies Redux

Anna Kournikova at the Second Annual Nautica South Beach Triathlon in Miami

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Britney Spears’ Court Circus

The circus theme that Britney Spears has been going with for a while has been successful both on and off stage–her audience just can’t get enough of it. The latest chapter of Brit’s life revolves around the past, as her and her father go to court in order to extend an existing restraining order against Sam Lufti, Brit’s former boyfriend and manager. His sister stood before the court to claim that the once troubled singer actually wanted contact with the man, and on top of that wanted to be released from the clutches of her controlling father.

According to Christina [Lufti], Britney said she wanted Sam to get her a new lawyer, and a pre-paid cell phone.

Now imagine this scene: Christina says she met Brit on January 16 in the sauna at a posh Beverly Hills hotel to deliver the cell phone. She claims the drop went down while Brit’s mom and bodyguards were nearby in the hotel.

Lutfi also testified that Britney said she “felt like a prisoner,” was “afraid of her father” and that he was threatening to take away her kids.

If this story didn’t move you, don’t worry– it didn’t move many people who heard it in person. Despite being a surprise witness, the restraining order has yet to be lited.

However in the meantime, at least lift something of your own with Britney Spears featured on the Germany cover of Maxim. Woo!

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini

I’m always glad when I see a girl in a bikini, but I’m a little more excited to see someone like Kelly Brook parading around the shores of the Barbados. I don’t know if she picked the right season, or the time to go out swimming, but after she hits that water, you can tell it’s cold. Don’t believe me? Well take a good look.

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