10/10/2008

Hugh Hefner Comes Clean About Break Up

Hugh Hefner comes forward with his emotions about the devastating break up involving him and Holly Madison. While he’s torn, our guy definately knows how to move on.

Hefner said Madison learned the pair would never have children or get married six months ago, adding: “The fact that she was depressed after that, I didn’t know at all.

Hefner said he and the three women are committed to a sixth season, but he plans to seek out new live-in lovers. Hefner said 19-year-old Playmate twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon are living in the mansion, but they’re aren’t his girlfriends — yet.

I’m sure this gives reassurance to all those girls out there that the guy they broke up with last weekend is definately stringing up that noose in their living room like they imagine, right? I’m hearing a little bit of static about Kendra Wilkinson finding her own place and dating other guys too, so i suppose Hef has to definately make sure he gets something more incredibly young and twisted. What the hell is his secret?! I bet that smoker jacket of his is lined with crack cocaine.

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