ERIN Burnett has a potty mouth. The CNBC hottie reported Wednesday that Apple shares were down, and noted, “It was the It Stock of ‘07, and it is apparently the s - - t stock of 2008.” CNBC flack Brian Steel later insisted to Page Six: “It was a scripted play on words - not an expletive.” It’s the second embarrassment for Burnett in three months. Back in November, she was forced to apologize after calling President Bush a “monkey.”
No one loves opening events more than Gemma Atkinson Everytime I look she’s in a low cut top or tight dress hocking a new product sh knows nothing about. Just look at that picture. Can you even guess what she’s promoting here? Origami flowers? Red Globes? Who cares. The more Gemma the better.
I have no clue who Odette Yustman is and I really am too lazy to head over to Wikipedia to find out what some random people wrote about her. I saw pictures of her at the Cloverfield premiere looking pretty damn attractive and thought: “Hey, people might want to see this”. Wow, I’m so thoughtful.
Jessica Simpson is furious that OK Magazine announced that she was dumped by Tony Romo.
Jess is pissed over an article titled “Jessica Dumped!” that appeared in the February 4 issue of the mag. The article claims Tony dumped Jessica after his team was eliminated from the NFL playoffs. Simpson’s attorneys say the article is “utterly false” and “is based on nothing more than rumor, gossip and innuendo.”
This chick MUST be crazy or bad in bed because there is no way a woman that looks like that can continuously get dumped. I mean seriously. If a chick is smoking hot, a guy will always make an excuse to keep her around. Especially if she’s worth millions.
I’m not exactly sure why Lucy Pinder and Kayleigh Pearson are picketing in front of a building since I didn’t take time to read the signs. How can someone be expected to read with two of the hottest women on the planet in front of you? It’s literally impossible. I mean even gay guys loved to suckle on breasts at one point in their lives. That my friend is called scientific evidence that boobs are the greatest gift of all.
George Clooney had an interesting story about his experience during the Britney Spears custody battle.
“I’d gone upstairs, and I came out and I’m in a robe. All of the sudden I see all this s–t going on.
“I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it’s a chase scene. It’s something out of Die Hard.
“I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film – I actually think Clive Owen said, ‘Get a baseball bat’ – and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, ‘Are you OK?’
“And she’s like, ‘Yes.’
“And I said, ‘Look, if there’s someone in the place, say the word stonehenge.’
“And she’s like, ‘What the f–k are you talking about? I’m in my apartment.’
“I go, ‘You’re not in the guesthouse?’
“‘No.’
“So I’m, like, ‘Well, then, what the f–k is going on?’ And I go out and I’m running around with a baseball bat in my robe.
“And it turns out it’s Britney Spears’ house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.”
Wow, George is pretty clever. I would have never thought of using code words to see if there was someone in the house. I probably would have been hiding in the closet having already wet myself. Then when the cops arrived I would claim that I had been locked in there. What’s that on my pants? Apple Juice, I’ll say. It’s Apple Juice.
If I had to choose anyone from Rush Hour 3 to see in a bikini, I would choose Jackie Chan. I love asians. My second choice obviously, would be Roselyn Sanchez. Today, that wish came true. Unfortunately, she’s with a douchebag. Lucky for you I managed to cut him out as much as I could. Enjoy!
I love it when chicks wear white bikinis. It’s almost like a free pass to see them naked. What I don’t like is when those chicks are over the age of 40. I must admit though, Carla Bruni looks damn good for an old broad. An old broad that takes care of herself is really a beautiful thing. My neighbor is younger than Carla and she looks like she helped Abraham Lincoln shave for the first time. She also stinks. I think I need to find a new place…
I’m not sure how old these pictures are, but they can’t make Billy Ray Cyrus happy. Anytime your 15 year old daughter, who is a huge Hollywood star right now, is taking pictures of herself in a bikini it’s trouble. Can anyone say boarding school?
Hello Magazine conducted a readers’ poll for the Most Attractive Men and Women in the world.
Britney Spears topped the Most Attractive Women’s poll.
I don’t get it either. The only saving grace is that Hello Magazine is a British publication…and those people are impressed by anyone with a full set of teeth.
Here are the results:
Most Attractive Woman
1. Britney Spears
2. Delta Goodrem
3. Sporty Spice & Athina Onassis
4. Angelina Jolie
Most Attractive Man
1. Sean Bean
2. Hugh Laurie
3. David Tennant
4. Nick Carter & Brad Pitt
Most Elegant Woman
1. Madonna
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Princess Mary of Denmark
Comedian Dane Cook has responded to Jessica Alba’s branding of their movie Good Luck Chuck as “porn.”
In the February issue of Elle magazine, Alba says the comedy differed from its original screenplay, comparing the finished product to a pornographic movie.
But Cook is defending the movie, insisting the final script was completely unchanged from the version handed to Alba before she signed up.
“First of all, we all read the script. We did what we read. I guess to that I would say, she’s watching some really silly-*** porn.”
It seems Katherine McPhee’s record label has dropped her shorty after they dropped a few other American Idol “stars”.
RCA Records confirmed that they’ve parted ways with the former “Idol” golden girl, just days after Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks lost their record contracts. A source tells Rush & Molloy, “Winning ‘American Idol’ is no longer a guarantee that you’re going to make it. Katharine was hot for a few months. But audiences are fickle.”
I guess a huge fantastic rack doesn’t guarantee you fame. Wait, yes it does. Normally at this point, a desperate American Idol flunkie would release a sex tape or pose for Playboy. I don’t think Katherine is that desperate for attention, but I’ve got my fingers crossed!
More pictures of Katherine McPhee acting like a total spaz:
