The Official A HOT MESS! BET Awards 2007 Recap!
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Warning: This post is picture heavy, so click below to get it started! It’s a mix of red carpet shots, performance shots, backstage shots, and more, all with commentary! LOTS of pics! Enjoy!
Wonder Twin Powers — ACTIVATE! Jennifer Holliday and Jennifer Hudson tear some paints off the walls with a “surprise” duet of “And I Am Telling You” to kick off the show!
Mo’nique does her best “Lion King” impression after launching the show with another “Beyonce’ Themed” entrance. She should really consider the children! Someone caught a nightmare after this one…
TGT (Tank, Ginuwine & Tyrese) ya’ll! Floppin’ like a Dying Trout into a store near you in 2008! 2018! I think “LSG” died with Gerald fellas. If Ginuwine brings back the baby hurr, there MIGHT be a chance I’d tune in. MAYBE. NOT.
Yolanda Adams lookin good, sangin’ good as usual. However, she needs to lay hands on…
Vivica Fox needs to quit trying to outfox Father Time. She looks like she is trying to be in the new Batman. She been goin through some thangs ya’ll, send up a prayer…Father Time is gully about his son!
Since we are praying, can we pray for Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child? She looks like she about to be “gone with the wind (from Beyonce’s stage fan!!).” Po’ thang ain’t ate in weeks. She needs to hop on and do background vocals for Kelly’s tour for her new album. LOL @ the bottles and trash near her feet — I guess when she hit the red carpet, everyone had already went inside!!
Speaking of stepchildren, Letoya Luckett was in the house! If you ain’t copped her debut disc, please get it. It was good. However, girl is a lil strong in the face. She should only do wide shots please. I love her though!
Oops, did someone say strong in the face? If Lil Mama is 17 like they say she is, I’ll eat my hat!
Jennifer Holliday. Sweet Minty Jesus, she looks like Hottie from “Flavor of Love”!
Rihanna looked stunning as usual, though I think she switched wigs with Patti LaBelle…
Patti looks GOOD though. She really does. But that wig is killing me!
Patti to’ the roof off that sucka. All these folk need to take note. Diana, sorry, it’s too little too late for you though! You do do your thang though!
Stevie Wonder and his magical braids showed up and blew some wigs back too with his rendition of “Upside Down”. Can someone mp3 that for me?! Thanks.
Whose pet is this? I’m glad Lil Kim is out and all. Eff Paris Hilton! But why her face got lumps in it? I’m saying.
Kelly Rowland! UPGRADE!
Kelly Rowland! DOWNGRADE! I mean, is she doing a screen test for “Wonder Woman”? ROFL this outfit is full of LOL’s.
Jazze Pha ya’ll! Is he casting his vote for the new M&M’s color? I mean, WHY. JUST WHY!? And correct me if I am wrong, but are there white people playing tennis on his tie!? Boy stop. Lookin like a neon Oompa Loompa! Where is Fonsworth Bentley when you need him!
Oh. Never mind. *throws him back* Why is Booty Collins the hood version of “The Cat In The Hat”? We will call him “The Cat Daddy In The Hat.” And speaking of Bootsy Colllins…
*sings* “One of these things does not belong here…”
Whose Grandma was at the BET Awards trying to sell Fish Dinners & Peach Cobbler!? She came straight from church!
Along the way she met Bobby Jones and she hooked him up w/ some dinners too. Only Bobby Jones would come in a lime green suit ya’ll. I’m surprised he left the sequins back home! Bobby Jones is Pastor & Wife Church Anniversary SHARP!
Al Sharpton preached a powerful word and then brought his congregation along to partake of the dinners as well.
I guess they let Erykah out of the asylum to do what she does best – rock that afro wig! SING!
Yawn. Keyshia Cole, Diddy, and Lil Kim. EVEN THIS PICTURE looks boring.
DIANA ROSS PUT IN HER GOOD TEETH! Rejoice oh ye dentists of the world! For your eyes will not cringe at the buttery goo that has been her teeth for the past, oh, 20 or so red carpet events!
I guess this proves she ain’t no boy. Ciara gets her sing dance Aaliyah Janet performance on!
Chamillionaire. ROFL. BOY STOP.
And lastly…
Who holds the keys to this magical kingdom?
Jay-Z, only. LOL. This outfit was…something special. Yes indeed. House of Dereon ya’ll!
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