6/28/2009

Lady GaGa for Maxim

Those people at Maxim earned their money with this one. They actually made Lady GaGa look decent. I mean, like, almost hot. They must’ve told Lady GaGa’s people to stay the hell away from this shoot.

She looks hot even though she’s wearing more clothes than normal.

Wow.

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One Sexy Flight Attendant

Meet Sam Kellett. She’s a flight attendant who moonlights as a model. Here she is covering UK’s Front Magazine. If all the flight attendants look like her, I might just have to find a reason to fly to England.

I’m sure Sam makes the skies very friendly. Especially if she replaced her regular flight attendant uniform with, say, this bikini.

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Audrina Takes a Big Bite

The horny smart people at Burger King know what they’re doing. Hell, I want to go get a Carl Jr. burger right now. Actually, scratch that. I want to BE a Carl Jr. burger right now. Well, I want to be the burger that’s in Audrina Patridge’s mouth.

If she spills anything out of that juicy burger onto herself, I’d be happy to lick it up for her. Or eat the burger off her stomach. While she’s still lying there, of course.

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6/21/2009

A Jiao doesn’t want to eat out with Edison

When Gillian Tung was filming for an advertisement, she was asked about the gossip that said Edison asked her to eat out together to reconciliate with her through MSN, but she expressed that she didn’t want to eat out with him.

It was heard that recently Edison contacted A Jiao through MSN asking her to eat out together for a reconciliation, but A Jiao didn’t say it clearly, she said that she has already blocked Edison in MSN, as she doesn’t want to reply to him anymore. About her interview program by Hunan TV that will be aired soon, she said she doesn’t mind with the airing problems, but because she didn’t feel well on the day of the interview, she would be happy if she could be reinterviewed.

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6/20/2009

Blake Lively Visits Dave in a Shirt

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Blake Lively visited Dave (of The David Letterman Show) in only a shirt! Maybe she was in a rush. Maybe this is a new style. If so, I like it. Blake’s got great legs for it! You gotta work what you got.

Now if only that shirt could blow open a little wider, I’m sure Dave wouldv’e had a damn near perfect visit.

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Lizzy Caplan Has a Good Time

This is what happens when your date goes well! Here’s Lizzy Caplan, and from what I can tell in all the photos, she’s hanging out with a friend, has a few drinks, manages to get change into (fewer) clothes (I said the date went well), before becoming situated for… a good time.

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Lindsay looks, um, great


Lindsay Lohan arriving to h.wood nightclub in Hollywood

Chances that Lindsay Lohan uttered the phrase "I'll suck your cock for some coke" last night is currently hovering between "very likely" and "very very likely."
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Christina SChristina Stefandi Covers Maxim Greecetefandi Covers Maxim Greece

Are you wondering who the hell is Christina Stefandi? If so, may I ask, why the hell do you care? Just enjoy the pictures!

I know, I know, you can’t read what’s written in the pictures. That’s because it’s Maxim Greece. And again, I have to ask, why in the world are you wasting time trying to read the print when you could be feasting on Christina?

She needs no words.

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6/06/2009

First a Rapper, Now Baron Cohen Character Brüno Crashlands in Marie Claire's Lap

Speaking of cam whores, Sacha Baron Cohen could be the next reason why anyone bothers to pick up and actually read a fashion magazine this season. After shocking the world on live television this week at the MTV music awards, Cohen’s character Brüno goes on to crashing Marie Claire with a brilliant photoshoot with Alexandra Ambrossio and hilarious interview.

…The fake Austrian fashion critic follows in the footsteps of Naomi Campbell, someone he takes to task in his A-Z of fashion must haves.

‘She’s amazing - 20 years in ze business und all the pressure und fame hasn’t changed her a bit. She’s remained a total b****.’

On Pink he reveals: ‘Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky.’

Winehouse is ‘… not too skinny, in fact, for ein junkie she is actually zehr fat.’

And as for Madonna, he claims L is for ‘Little black child… thanks to Madonna… it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.’

I can forecast what is going to happen in the next couple of months before his movie is released into theaters– eighty-year-old women are going to use hooked on phonics in order to read this article, and little children will roam the streets are prostitues just to get enough money to repeatedly watch this movie over and over and over again.

This time around, I can only hope there aren’t any catch phrases or at least people unfunny enough to excessively parrot them.

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Miranda Kerr in Rolling Stone

Of all things good and holy, Miranda Kerr on the cover of Rolling Stones takes the cake. I feel like the that indian in those old environment commercials–the thought or sight of our polluted world brings tears to my eyes. However, take precaution; if the people were to peacefully co-exist with nature and for some demented reason still wear clothes, we wouldn’t be able to see a revealing Miranda Kerr again without having to invest some time or money into it.

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Victoria Secret Angels in GQ Magazine

Ahh the Victoria Secret Angels. What perfect way to use eye candy then to use them as eye candy? It seems like the items they have been featured in as of late haven’t been enough to at least satiate my hunger, but thank you Austrialian GQ for reading my horny for supermodels mind.

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Olga Kurylenko in DT Magazine

I’m kinda confused here when it comes to Olga Kurylenko. Here is a beautiful woman on the DT magazine and she is still being marketed as a bond girl. When was the last time it was even in the theaters? You don’t know? Exactly–and it’s a shame she’s being marketed as a one hit wonder.

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Bar Refaeli's for Literacy

Seeing Bar Rafaeli is perhaps the BEST invention I have ever witnessed in my entire life. Sure she has a hot body that no one would ever want to look away from, but combine the fact that in Esquire magazine exploring every crevice of the body could be uplifting for the mind as well as the pants knocks the wind out of me. Screw e-books, it’s time to bring in the skin books

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