Avril's dating a billionaire

Avril Lavigne leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills

I think Avril Lavigne's over her estranged husband Deryck Whibley. Billionaires tend to help you do that. From Star:
Avril Lavigne was partying like a single gal even before she and husband Deryk Whibley announced their split on Sept. 17. So it’s no shocker that the “Sk8er Boi” singer has already jumped into a new relationship - with Dole Food Company billionaire Justin Murdock. “Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they’ve been holed up at his place,” an insider tells Star. “Avril’s had a thing for Justin for a while.” Indeed, the two were caught getting close at L.A.’s Delux Bar last December.

But Avril, 25, isn’t ready to go public yet, says the insider. “That’s fine by him - it means they’ll spend more time alone!”
Of course "Avril's had a thing for Justin for a while" -- he's a freaking billionaire. The only thing more of a turn-on to chicks than a dude with money is a guy hung like a Shetland pony celebrity blogger. Hopefully Avril realizes what a extraordinary opportunity she's been offered and takes advantage of it by cementing her financial future -- with the release of another album by getting knocked up.

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