Kobe Bryant will be distracted

This is a cardboard cutout of Vanessa Curry's face. She’s the Laker Girl who allegedly had an affair with Kobe Bryant.

Kobe denies the alleged misdeed and has fired off a legal letter to the website that spread the rumor.

Whatever. Basketball players love cheating on their wives almost as much as they like dunking. I think that’s even one of the drills they do in practice. How to slip your room key to one of the cherleaders during an away game. Now THAT’S a skill.

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