Bail Ring is so Solly

Bai Ling Mugshot

Dumbass actress Bai Ling got busted for shoplifting 2 magazines and a pack of batteries worth a grand total of $16 at an airport. Boy, she really stuck it to that shop. How dare they charge $6 for a back of batteries. How is Bai Ling supposed to get her rocks off in the airport bathroom when she can’t even afford the batteries for her vibrator?

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