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Adriana Lima Can Fill Out Lingerie

This photoshoot shows WHY Adriana Lima is one of Victoria’s Secret’s angels. From tits to ass to legs, Adriana truly is the FULL package.

This type of lingerie gives a man ideas, doesn’t it? After the fun of getting it off (’cause let’s face it- the lingerie sure as hell doesn’t need to stay on!), just imagine the vision of Adriana’s naked body.

And this chick has KIDS, no less!

Her husband is one lucky-ass bastard. I have GOT to get my ass into the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show next year. And the after party.

Hell, if I had to choose, I guess I’d go for the after-party. You might actually get to talk to an angel there.

Nicole Scherzinger swears diets don't work

The Pussycat Dolls singer – who is renowned for her stunning slender figure – has tried a number of different strict eating plans but is unable to restrain her urges to eat calorific treats once she relaxes her food rules.

She said: “I’ve tried every diet out there and they don’t work, because eventually the diet ends and I want the foods that I restrain myself from eating.

“It’s about having everything in moderation as long as you’re staying active. I also try not to eat late at night, not after 7pm if I can help it.”

Nicole – who was born in Hawaii and also lived in the US from the age of six – also said she found it difficult being a part of raunchy pop group Pussycat Dolls and wearing revealing outfits because of her strict upbringing.

She explained: “I come from a Catholic background that was very conservative, so I wasn’t comfortable showing off my body and was very self conscious about myself. But I learned to deal with that.

“I was much harder on myself when I was younger and that’s changed now that I’ve matured.”

Jennifer Lopez Flashed Herself On Camera

If Ojani Noa, Jennifer Lopez’s first husband, has his way, we’re going to get to see EVERYTHING JLo’s got (or had) to show. He wants to make a feature film about their one-year marriage, and he wants to use home videos they made while they were married.

“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view asParis Hilton, Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby.

“This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”

The tape does not contain full-on sex, but is said to grant a revealing glimpse of the singer, including her with “no underwear” and “vagina in plain view”, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Now THAT visual would get my ass into the movie theater to see one of Jennifer’s movies again.

Talk of this should make American Idol (JLo’s one of the new judges) even more interesting.

Of course, it’s pathetic that Ojani can’t get his ass a job and stop trying to profit off his ex-wife (who’s been married twice since him), but if he’s gonna do it, I see no reason not to enjoy the view.

Photos by FAME

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Elle Magazine's January Cover

Take a look at Elle Magazine’s January 2011 newsstand cover featuring Sarah Jessica Parker. The issue drops on December 15, and photo credit is Tom Munro.

On aging naturally:
“I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?”
On meeting the twins after their birth:

“[Meeting them] is hard to describe. Everything is suspended. I can’t even tell you what other sounds were in the room. I loved them immediately, but everything—their size, the shape of their heads, the color of their hair, their noses, their eyes—was new to me. They looked surprisingly different from James Wilkie, which I wasn’t expecting.”

On her reaction to being offered the position of President and Chief Creative Officer at Halston and Halston Heritage:
“I kept saying, ‘You understand, by offering this you are going to be criticized?’ It took me a long time to say yes.”

On taking her role at Halston very seriously:
“I said, ‘Please know this now: I will never do this for a title. I will never dip in and out of this. I’ll do it like everything else I’ve ever done. I’ll be involved down to the splitting of the atom.’”

On her daughter Tabitha’s style:
“She’s crazy for bows; she wants her head covered in them.”

Michelle McGee is a Bombshell

Here’s Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (one of Jesse James’ pieces of ass that cost him Sandra Bullock) at the Australian Sexpo Opening. Maybe I’m too much of a city slicker, but this chick is TOO damn inked for me.

But her rack does look nice. Very nice. See, I know how to focus on the important things.

But was this chick worth losing the likes of Sandra Bullock? Something tells me Jesse James is going to go to his grave crying over that bit of stupidity. Talk about being led around too much by your dick…

Well, Michelle is a shapely piece of ass, so watching whatever the hell it is she’s peddling at Sexpo probably won’t be too much of a hardship. Especially if you like ink.

Photos by FAME