Lindsay Lohan won't be playing 1970s porn star Linda Lovelace in "Inferno"

Writer-director Matthew Wilder says his production team is in negotiations with another actress and will make an announcement soon.

Some media reports say the 24-year-old starlet quit to focus on her court-ordered rehab for drug addiction; others say Wilder wanted her replaced.

The “Mean Girls” star is expected to be in rehab in southern California until at least Jan. 3.

The actress has become more of a tabloid mainstay than box office draw since a pair of high-profile arrests in 2007 led to a drug and drunken driving case. A judge last month ordered Lohan to rehab. It was her fifth time in court since May. The ruling allowed her to avoid a fourth trip to jail.

Scarlett Johansson Does GQ

Scarlett Johansson gets her sexy back with this new GQ photoshoot. And there’s no doubt: the chick is HOT as hell.

But is it just me or are those tits a smidgen smaller?

I mean, it’s not like Scarlett is flat-chested or anything like that: we can see a nice, round pair of girls in these pics, but…

What the hell has that damn Ryan Reynolds done? It’s not enough that he gets to tap that ass, he has to have less for the rest of us to even look at?

Selfish bastard. Too bad he wasn’t really buried in that coffin like in his movie Buried.

Christina Aguilera Gets Her Star

Christina Aguilera got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hey, if Judge Judy can get a star, Christina sure as hell should qualify.

And in her trademark bombshell style, Christina made sure her tits and legs were on display for the ceremony. (Thank God)

Did you know Christina has a new movie coming out called Burlesque? Cher and Kristen Bell are also in the movie. I’m hearing it looks like a 21st century version of the Demi Moore movie Striptease.

I wouldn’t mind seeing Christina’s tits, would you?

But Cher can stay covered, thanks anyway.

Photos by FAME

Candice Swanepoel is Hot

What else is there to say? Candice Swanepoel is a SIZZLING hot chick.
Even in clothes this chick is smokin'.
With Heidi Klum quitting Victoria's Secret and Miranda Kerr and Doetzen Kroes knocked up, Candice is like a beacon of light.
Not all the hot chicks are gone.
Candice is by no means a consolation prize- those tits and legs are far too damn hot for that- but it's good to know that we still have some hot models to… entertain ourselves with.

Are you with me?

From Wikipedia

Candice Swanepoel (born October 20, 1988) is a South African model best known for her work with Victoria's Secret.

Swanepoel was born in Mooi River, KwaZulu-Natal, and was spotted by a model scout in a Durban flea market at age 15. By age 16, Swanepoel was earning 5,000 Euros or R40,000 for a day's work
Swanepoel's resume includes covers for Vogue (Greece), ELLE (Germany), and Ocean Drive (U.S.) and advertisements for Nike, Diesel, Guess?, and Versus Eyewear. Swanepoel has walked the runway for Tommy Hilfiger, Dolce and Gabbana, Shiatzy Chen, Sass and Bide, Betsey Johnson, Diane von Fürstenberg and numerous other designers, as well as for Victoria's Secret in 2007, 2008, and 2009. In addition to appearing in the lingerie brand's commercials, she was a featured model in the 2010 "SWIM" catalog, along with Lindsay Ellingson, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Erin Heatherton. Swanepoel modeled for the Kardashians' 2010 swimwear line. On August 12, 2010 Swanepoel officially opened the first Victoria's Secret retail store in Canada, at West Edmonton Mall, Edmonton, Alberta.

Jessica Alba nude cell phone pics. No, really.

Yes, I've always wanted to see Jessica Alba nude, but not in the context of her taking pictures of her pregnant belly. I don't know, there's just something about pregnancy that's so gross and unnatural and . . . fat. That's why I think hot chicks like Jessica should get their babies exclusively via adoption from China. What, they're good enough to make your shoes and electronics, but not your babies? Typical Hollywood elitist attitude. It disgusts me.

UPDATE: The pics not showing her face are definitely her. Check out the hat hanging on the door in this picture (NSFW) and then check out this picture. She really freaking loves that hat.

From Wikipedia:

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002). Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.

Alba is considered a sex symbol and often generates media attention for her looks. She appears frequently on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on AskMen.com's list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007. The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped. She has also won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television, and a Golden Globe nomination for her lead role in the television series Dark Angel.

Kat Dennings is nude, too

Kat Dennings nude! Not content to let Jessica Alba have all the fun, Kat Dennings (you know her as the sexually-frustrated daughter in The 40 Year Old Virgin) leaked some nude pics of herself too this morning -- oops, I mean someone at the CIA hacked into her webcam and then posted the pics. Just a warning, if you love small tits that aren't completely awesome, these pics probably aren't for you.

Rihanna Knows How To Make a Popular Video

Here's Rihanna- in wardrobe- on her way to the set to shoot a music video. You have to hand it to this chick: she may not have much of a voice (not all that different from most of the popular singers these days), but Rihanna sure as hell knows how to get you to look at her.
Her tits look like they're about ready to spring free from that top. I'd be happy to help them bust free if I was there. And then it could be off with the short-shorts…
Hell, if all THAT actually happened in the music video, then I'd watch. And DVR that sucker. (I'd watch it on mute, but whatever).

J-Woww is a Very Naughty Schoolgirl

Now if more schoolgirls actually dressed like Jersey Shore's J-Woww, there would be NO teacher shortage. Guys would fall all over themselves enrolling in the Schools of Education at their universities.
This chick's tits were worth Every Damn Penny J-Woww paid for them. Let's face it: that's what makes her worth looking at. Staring at.
You know every dude at the event she was at was just praying for Divine Intervention to free her girls. That sight would've been worth dressing up in any damn costume you could find, even if it meant dressing up like a chicken or something stupid like that.
Don't you love how Halloween for grown ups becomes the chance to dress like a slut? Not that J-Woww needs a lot of encouragement in that area (and we love her for it, don't we?)
Photos by FAME

Julia Roberts says essence of Christmas & Diwali is the same

Oscar winner Hollywood star Julia Roberts (Pretty Woman), the recent convert to Hinduism, says "Diwali should be celebrated unanimously throughout the world as a gesture of goodwill".

In her "Diwali wishes", published on the website of India's leading English daily The Times of India dated November 3rd, Roberts adds that essence of both Christmas and Diwali is the same as both "are festivals of lights, good spirits and death of evil".

Roberts further points out that Diwali (Hindu festival which falls on November 5th) "not only belongs to Hinduism but is universal in nature and in its essence too. Diwali ignites the values of self confidence, love for humanity, peace, prosperity and above all eternity which goes beyond all mortal factors… When I think of Diwali, I can never imagine a world broken into fragments by narrow feelings of communalism and religion which does not care for human benevolence."

"Ever since I developed my liking and fondness for Hinduism, I have been attracted and deeply fascinated by many facets of the multi dimensional Hinduism… spirituality in it transcends many barriers of mere religion", Roberts stated. Talking of India, she promised "to return to this sacred land again and again for the best of creativity".

Welcoming Roberts for attempting to fathom the depths of Hinduism and pointing to its universality, Hindu statesman Rajan Zed, in a statement in Nevada today, said that Hinduism had a universal appeal which was very practical. It offered something to every seeker of every path and disposition.

Rajan Zed, who is President of Universal Society of Hinduism, suggested Roberts to achieve the "state of permanent joy" through various techniques mentioned in ancient Hindu scriptures. She should realize the Self and practice regular mediation as right meditation would result in intense inner wakefulness. Taittiriya Upanishad told us that "meditation is Brahman (the supreme Godhead)" and directed us to seek Brahman through meditation. If Roberts needed any help in deeper Hinduism exploration, he or other Hindu scholars would be glad to assist, Zed added.

Roberts reportedly became interested in Hinduism after seeing a picture of Hanuman devotee Hindu guru Neem Karoli Baba, who died in 1973 and whom she never met. She revealed in the past that entire Roberts-Moder family went to temple together to "chant and pray and celebrate. I'm definitely a practicing Hindu". According to reports, Roberts has been interested in yoga for quite some time. She was in Haryana (India) in September 2009 to shoot "Eat Pray Love" in an ashram (hermitage). In January 2009, she sported a "bindi" (vermillion mark on forehead) during her trip to India. She has a production company called "Red Om Films", and "Om" in Hinduism is the mystical syllable containing the universe. There were reports that she was trying to adopt a child from India and her kids shaved their heads during her last visit to India. Roberts, however, grew up with a Catholic mother and Baptist father.

Julia Fiona Roberts, one of the most successful Hollywood actresses besides a producer and fashion model, has won best actress Oscar for "Erin Brockovich" and earned Oscar nominations for "Pretty Woman" and "Steel Magnolias". Hinduism, oldest and third largest religion of the world, has about one billion adherents and moksh (liberation) is its ultimate goal. Largest of Hindu festivals Diwali, the festival of lights, aims at dispelling the darkness and lighting up the lives and symbolizes the victory of good over evil.

Rihanna Does Marie Claire

Rihanna brought her girls out (kinda) for Marie Claire. Could be better, could be worse.

Once you get over that damn Ronald McDonald hair of hers, at least. What the HELL is she (or her hair stylist) thinking? Is Rihanna secretly wishing she'd become a clown instead of a singer? Is she jealous of Lady Gaga's outrageous "style"?

Whatever it is, lose the hair and feel free to show as much of that body as you want, girl. From what I can see of your body, it's a wonderful sight to behold.

Rather than imitate Lady Gaga, maybe you should copy Madonna and do a coffee table book posing nude. That's some imitation I could get behind!

Candice Swanepoel is Hot

Even fully clothed, Candice Swanepoel is HOT. That's saying something. She's got the long, lean lines of a model along with tits. What more could you ask for?

Considering that Heidi Klum has quit Victoria's Secret and Miranda Kerr is knocked up (never know what'll happen to a chick's body after that, although Heidi, Adriana Lima, and Gisele all give me hope that Miranda will be rocking those bikinis again once the baby is born), we have to be grateful for Candice.

This chick is simply physically gifted. Blessed. And we are all grateful.

Now if Candice could just hook up with Playboy…

It's Sarah Shahi in a bikini

Celebslam personal-favorite Sarah Shahi is on vacation in Dubai this week. She was nice enough to post some bikini pics on her twitter, but I'm still sort of annoyed at her. How the hell am I supposed to collect her hair for my Sarah doll when she's 8,000 miles away? Thanks a lot Miss Inconsiderate!

From Wikipedia:

 

Aahoo Jahansouzshahi (Persian: آهو جهانسوز شاهی), also known as Sarah Shahi (born January 10, 1980) is an American actress of Iranian and Spanish descent. A former NFL Cheerleader, Shahi was named #90 on the Maxim magazine "Hot 100 of 2005" list; she moved up to #66 in 2006. She also ranked Rank No. 5 on the AfterEllen.com hot list in 2007. She has starred in The L Word and Life.

She is best known for her role as the Mexican-American DJ Carmen de la Pica Morales in the Showtime drama television series The L Word, which she joined in its second season. Shahi did not renew her contract with the series for the fourth season, and consequently her character was written out. She makes a guest appearance on the last episode of the series.

Shahi speaks English, Persian, and some Spanish. She lived with her mother after her parents divorced and has a brown belt in karate.

Shahi was married to actor Steve Howey, whom she met when she guest starred on Reba. They were engaged in June 2007 while vacationing in Hawaii, and married on February 6, 2009 in Las Vegas. On July 9, 2009, their first child, William Wolf Howey, was born, weighing 8 lbs, 6oz and measuring at 21 inches in length. Shahi gave birth during an at-home water birth. According to Shahi's official myspace, she is single and she and Howey are no longer together.

Shahi has an older brother and a younger sister, Samantha Jahansouzshahi.

She currently lives in Los Angeles, California.