7/28/2008

Jessica Alba grew a pair

It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid. Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same. Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back. I’d love to be proven wrong though, so Jessica, if you’re reading this, give us the ‘ol bend over in the bikini trick. That’s the only way to really tell.

SNSD cosplay for MapleStory

Korean pop group Girls’ Generation (SNSD) is appointed the product ambassador for Nexon, the Korean company which operates MapleStory, a popular massively multiplayer online role-playing game.

Some Maple-Style promotional photos released by Nexon, pretty cute…

Korean pop group Girls Generation cosplay for MMORPG MapleStory

Jessica Simpson makes me throw up

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This is absolutely awful.

I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrities trying to look all innocent and sweet. What the hell is this kind of cover for an album? Do you know? Yes I know. You suck at singing Jessica Simpson- we all know. Hell, you got your ass booed you stupid bitch.

What are you playing at? You think everyone’s going to love you because you changed your genre to country? Def.not. Change isn’t working for you. Time to call it quits. You’ve been defeated.

7/26/2008

China Beijing Olympic National Stadium - Bird's Nest

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2008 Beijing Olympics song"Welcome to Beijing" MV(full)

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron are horny

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Thats so effing appropriate when you have millions of children watching you on Disney.

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron need to get their shit private. Honestly, what the bloody hell are they thinking? If they’re so horny to get their freak on, just take it to the bed inside a room. We all know they’re screwing each other left to right, so there’s no point in denying it. Christ…at least wait ’till High School Musical 3 is broadcasted, then make a sex tape or something.

Disgusting.

Britney Spears shows her kids how to smoke

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We always knew Britney was a bit wack.

Here she is teaching her child how to smoke! I can hear her now: “Ya’ll gotta inhale deeplay and then ya’ll gotta hold yer breath until yall can’t see no more!”

What an idiot. Right when I was giving her kudos for being clean of irresponsibility, she’s smoking with her children. I thought this Britney Spears bullshit was over. Guess not.

At least K-Fed has custody of the munchkins.

7/20/2008

Lindsay Lohan's dad's paternity test delayed

Actress Lindsay Lohan poses at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles June 1, 2008.

Actress Lindsay Lohan poses at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles June 1, 2008. (Xinhua/Reuters Photo)

BEIJING, July 19 -- Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan will have to wait a little longer to find out whether 13 year old Ashley Kaufmann is his biological daughter or not as his paternity test has been delayed.

Lohan is doubtful that Ashley is his daughter, and is anxious to take the test.

However, the company that was going to carry it out, has now told Michael that it will not be able to proceed with test without a court order.

"I got a letter saying I need something from the court before they'll process anything. And I didn't get that before. So, now I have to go back to my attorney," E! Online quoted Michael Lohan, as saying.

New Miss Hong Kong: Edelweiss Cheung

Edelweiss Cheung, a 22-year-old student, is crowned the Miss Hong Kong at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.

Edelweiss Cheung (C, champion), Skye Chan (L, runner-up), and Sire Ma (second runner-up) pose together at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.

Skye Chan, runner-up of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant, poses at the final at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.

Sire Ma, second runner-up of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant, poses at the final at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.

Edelweiss Cheung is crowned the Miss Hong Kong at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.

Entertainer Leon Lai (R), a judge of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant, poses with veteran singer-actress Mona Fong at the final of the pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.

Pop star Joey Yung performs at the final of the Miss Hong Kong 2008 pageant at the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Center on July 19, 2008.


The Dark Knight was INCREDIBLE!!!!

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I don’t even know where to start. I don’t even know how to begin. I suppose we shall start in the beginning.

Batman Begins came out in 2005 with an amazing cast- minus Katie Holmes. After seeing that one I was like yeah there’s no effing way that The Dark Knight is going to blow me away. Holy shit, I was so damn wrong. That movie was epic.

It set a record of $18.5 million from just the midnight preview screening. The response was incredible. This is only because the movie itself was incredible. The acting was phenomenal- take the late Heath Ledger. At first I thought, well this dude is just getting a lot of kudos because he passed away. Nope, I was wrong.

His performance was by far the BEST I have ever seen for any villan. Christ, he was able to execute the perfect Joker. There wasn’t a lot of blood, but there was fear. Everyone did an excellent job. I was very happy NOT to see Katie Holmes. Maggie Gyllenhaal was the elegant, sexy, and smart Rachel in the movie. Christian Bales was hot as ever. He is my FAVORITE Batman and I hope to see more of his sexy body. I wonder who will be the next villan in the next Batman. My money is either on poison ivy or the synaptic kid.

I award this movie an A+++!!!!

Damn I'm Old: Celebrity Birthdays


These celebrities were born on July 19:
Michelle Heaton is 28.
Jared Padalecki is 26.
Clea Lewis is 44.
Vikki Carr is 67.
Vinessa Shaw is 32.
Campbell Scott is 47.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Michelle Christine Heaton (born 19 July 1979) is a British pop singer, television personality, and recently a glamour model as well. She was married to former boyband member Andy Scott-Lee.

A former student of Emmanuel City Technology College in Gateshead, Heaton began her singing career in the band Sirens with other girls from the northeast of England. She auditioned and made the final ten for girl band Girl Thing and then rose to fame when she took part in the ITV reality television show Popstars. Heaton reached the final ten but was not selected for the five member band Hear'Say. Soon after, she and the other four unsuccessful applicants formed Liberty X which consisted of herself, Tony Lundon, Kevin Simm, Kelli Young, and Jessica Taylor, signing a record deal with Virgin Records.

Liberty X enjoyed seven Top 10 singles from 2001 to 2005. Their biggest hit, "Just a Little", reached Number 1 in May 2002. "Thinking It Over", "Got To Have Your Love", "Song 4 Lovers", and "Holding on for You" all reached the top 5 in the UK Singles Chart.

Their debut album, Thinking It Over, reached Number 3 in June 2002. Liberty X released another 2 albums, Being Somebody and X, which reached Numbers 12 and 27, respectively.

Liberty X won 2 Brit Awards: for Best British Single and Best British Breakthrough Artist.

From 2004 until 2007, Heaton contributed a regular column to the Hotstars section of OK! magazine. In 2004, she appeared in the fitness DVD Liberty X-Toned.

HOT[Liu Yi Fei ] [Virginity ] [Lin Chiling ] [first Chinese album ]
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Sexy] [nude] [Paris Hilton] [Britney Spears ] [topless] [Jessica Alba]

7/19/2008

Duffy - Performing Xbox 360 New Music Game LIPS

International recording artist, Duffy announced the launch of brand new music game on Xbox 360 called “Lips” at E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo), which is taking place all week in Los Angeles. To help Xbox with the launch of this all-new music franchise, Duffy performed her hit song “Mercy” on stage (via the new game).

Duffy - Performing Xbox 360 New Music Game LIPS

International recording artist Duffy rocked the house at E3 in Los Angeles this week, showcasing Xbox 360’s new music game “Lips” which allows fans to perform songs downloaded from their own music library.