NO! NO! NO!
WHAT IS THIS THE 50’s??? Never ever again do that to yourself Katie Holmes. Holy shitters confritters nobody should ever repeat this fashion faux pa- unless it’s Halloween. Did you borrow that makeup from a tranny?
Agh! That hair reminds me of a toupe! I frown upon this look Katie-switch it up!
Wow, someone PLEASE cancel The Hills.
Holy snickerdoodles, this bitch is so fake. I actually LIKED THE HILLS! An insider has revealed that Lauren Conrad’s job as a PR at People’s Revolution is just to make her look productive for the show!!!
She doesn’t do SHIT when off cameras. Dumb-ass unemployed hoe. Employees there were actually told to bring 3 outfits to make it look like liar Lauren was working there 3 different days. F***ing A!
Why do we have reality shows about people who do NOTHING?!
Kate Perry recently had an interview with magazine Steppin’ Out.
I def. enjoyed reading it! She was so direct, so honest! Usually artists like to be fake and only speak about what their publicist tells them to say. When asked who she would make out with she said:
“Miley Cyrus!”
I literally laughed my ass off. Perry joked around and told the magazine.
“How hilarious would that be? Althought I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definiely help mine!”
Hell yes it would help your career, and then help Miley’s career as a media slut. Haha way to go Kate, you def. know what would up your game.
Yes Hayden we’re all laughing at your new single too!!!
Listen to Hayden Pantyhair’s single. It’s called Wake Up Call. This bitch needs one. Who told her to go sing? Stick to Heroes Hayden- stick to acting. You are NOT a singer. That shit was worse than Paris’ Stars Are Blind. It was even worse than Heidi’s Fashion single.
If it’s anyone I want to hear singing it’s Milo. He’s just sooooo hot. Hayden makes me sick.
Ok! Magazine must be making shitloads with all the baby pictures.
What an adorable baby Jessica Alba has given birth to. She is beaming with her newborn and looks flawless!!! The full scoop on the interview comes out this Thursday.
My favorite quote was when Cash said:
“I want her [Honor Marie] to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica-I’d kill myself!”
Haha, what a great sense of humor, but I’m pretty sure Honor will dazzle everyone with the years to come…so keep protecting your cub Cash.
I totally love Britney Spears right now.
Alright, alright- she’s been through some sticky situations but she’s been tyring to get her act together. Like damn, this girl was really controlled when she was younger- so no wonder she’s a train wreck.
Anywho, she’s filming that video for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour. So here’s a picture of whats expected. Her hair reminds me of the way it was in I’m A Slave 4 U. Sooo hopefully her body meets those standards because that video was soooooo hot!
Oh and these pictures are her trapped in the elevator!!! Gosh darn I cannot wait to see it!
Could there be more trouble at hand for “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad surrounding her Hollywood home, which is featured prominently as a shooting location for the hit MTV show?
Access has learned that the City of Los Angeles’ Department of Building and Safety is investigating whether or not there is an illegal residence on Conrad’s property.
On “The Hills,” Audrina Patridge lives in the back guest house. However, according to the Multiple Listing Service, the house is not permitted for a second dwelling. It’s permitted for only one dwelling, which has seven rooms total – three bedrooms and one full bath.
The details for Second Unit permits are listed in Appendix VI, Section VI F of the Department of Building and Safety’s Building Permit and Clearance Handbook. The property is zoned as LAR1, which means a Single Family residence with one dwelling.
The investigation by the city could explain blog reports last week of a moving truck sighted out front.
MTV had no comment about this investigation and Lauren’s spokesperson has not replied.
Additionally, a source tells Access that on Sunday morning at around 1 AM, several cars filled with girls and guys parked outside of Lauren’s house, yelled profanities, honked their horns, and then drove off. They returned again at 1:30, and again at 1:45, the source (who witnessed & heard the incident) says.
Gisele Bundchen let it all hang out for the latest issue of V Magazine and then actually formed some coherent sentences during an interview. Small victories. Despite answering the question of what she’s most passionate about with a simple “the destruction of our planet,” Gisele had plenty to say when it came to the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair scandal:
Can you believe this is news? It’s ridiculous. And the politicians aren’t going to create any laws about this [kind of media saturation]. They’re very happy with it. They can go around doing what they want and no one cares because we’re more concerned about some 15-year-old girl holding a sheet in a picture. No one cares about what [the politicians are] screwing up, or how much money is being lost.
Miley Cyrus, wearing a blonde wig while filming her new Hannah Montana movie, says she wants to be a part of a show like Sex & the City. Keep in mind this chick is 15.
“I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City,” Miley Cyrus, 15, tells TV Guide.
(She previously told Vanity Fair that the HBO series is her favorite show. She later issued a statement clarifying that she only watches the edited, TBS version).
Still, she says she won’t be having sex anytime soon.
“I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand,” Cyrus goes on.
Like her pals the Jonas Brothers, Cyrus wears a purity ring.
“Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall,” she says, “and I think if [abstaining] is a commitment girls make, that’s great.”
What the hell is going on? These 15 year old girls are getting into sex way too early. When I was 15, I could barely put on my underwear without almost busting a load on myself. How can 15 year old kids be expected to please these women? It’s not possible! Wait until you’re about 16 or 17, when you can actually hold out longer than 2 minutes to have sex. Or wait until you’re 24 to lose your virginity like I did. I held out for a whole 3 minutes!!
BONUS: Fellow 15 year old Selena Gomez filming some Disney show too.
Just when you thought Jennifer Lopez couldn’t be anymore of an insufferable bitch, she suprises you with this gem.
The actress apparently insists on dressing her five-month-old twins in new designer gear every day.
We’re told: “Jennifer was approached by a charity and asked to donate some dresses for a celebrity auction. She agreed and donated a gorgeous £5,000 frock.
“She also offered some of Max and Emme’s clothes, telling organisers that she never lets them ‘repeat’ outfits.
Advertisement“But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over Û1,000 (£500) each.”
When I have kids they are going to be dressed in burlap sacks. Kids screw up all thier clothes. They’re kids. They’re alwaysrunning around in mud and eating spaghetti with their hands. I’ll be damned if my kid isn’t wearing the same Ninja Turtles T-Shirt everyday.
Apparently trying to make the papers by saying something shocking, Katy Perry said she wants to kiss Miley Cyrus.
Katy Perry sings the summer’s sexiest song “I Kissed a Girl.”
So who’s her dream same sex smooch?
“Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. “She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.”
I guess she doesn’t realize Miley is only 15. Or maybe she does and she’s trying to be cool and anti-establishment. I hate it when these chicks try to act punk rock and there’s nothing behind it. You want to be punk? Go punch a priest in the face. That’s hardcore. Not saying that you want to make out with a 15 year old.
Now that Alessandra Ambrosio is having a baby and Adriana Lima is getting married, Izabel Goulart and Marisa Miller are racing to become the IT girl for Victoria Secret. It’s a close race mostly because the both of them are insanely hot. Izabel may not be as chesty as Marisa but as her spread in next month’s Arena clearly shows, she’s got other tricks to keep her on top.
